Send Ashcroft a letter telling him what you think of the Patriot Act

[Generic Other]

Is Ashcroft Looking Over Your Shoulder?
John Ashcroft: Coming to a Town Near You?

On August 19th, Attorney General John Ashcroft will begin traveling to over a dozen U.S. cities to “set the record straight” about “mischaracterizations” of powers granted to the Justice Department under the USA Patriot Act. Ashcroft may also advocate for additional powers proposed by the so-called “Patriot Act II.”

"To those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve."
-- John Ashcroft

http://congress.org/congressorg/webreturn/?url=/afr/issues/alert/?alertid=3127476

[Generic Other]

1. oops, posted on the wrong forum

Okay, send him Yak jokes.

Sorry.

[BettyBoop]

2. ALL I CAN SAY IS....

DOG DOO!

[Generic Other]

3. He can probably arrest you for saying that

Did you know my dad once saved the "real" Betty Boop from drowning?

[BettyBoop]

4. OH REALLY...

Bettyboop is a cartoon. How did he manage that?

And pooy on Ashcroft!

[Generic Other]

6. I mean the woman who did the Betty Boop voice!

I guess she was in a canoe that tipped over on a lake.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Yeah, I'd mail such a letter to Ashcroft -- from Canada.

n/t

[Generic Other]

7. It really says something about our level of fear

when American citizens can't express their honest feelings toward this man and his policies.

I got a letter to the editor opposing the Patriot Act in my hometown. Everyone keeps telling me I'm on his short list now.

Boil him in crisco.

[InkAddict]

8. Curbing my honest feelings to "virtually" flog him

Why waste words! Oh-oh, guess I'm guilty of "lusting (for blood) in my heart." How about this instead:

http://www.pinstruck.com/whatispinstruck.htm

ME SO BAD!

[Generic Other]

9. I wouldn't put it past that guy to try and prosecute someone

for putting a voodoo curse on him.

Superstitious dimwit that he is...maybe we should start mailing pictures of naked women to the guy! I keep waiting for him to be arrested in a Cadillac drunk with a hooker.

Was he raised in a snake handling cult?

Does he really represent Bible belt Christianity? I live in the state with the lowest church attendance nationwide. I am blissfully ignorant of such people (aside from a few stray Mormons).