The Roadkill Sleepwalker of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"Okay, here it is. Some on my staff didn't want me to tell you this one yet, but it's just too good to keep to myself. You ready? Okay, here goes: We privatize unemployment! Is that brilliant or what?!?!?!!! WOW! . . . See, it was always a problem for the economy, so if we sell it, . . . well, . . . no problem. Plus we get the money. And then private industry can figure out what to do with it cause they got innovation due to competition and stuff. So they can figure out how to make a profit on it, and of course they'll pay taxes on the profit as well. . . . Brilliant!, if I do say so myself. We get more money and get rid of unemployment at the same time! And with the extra money . . . Hey! Why not a tax cut? . . . Geez. . . . Sometimes I scare myself."

[Rick Myers]

1. "Dude... I am WASTED..."

Why does he always look 'impared?'

[Champion Jack]

3. Boy, I am REALLY sorry I came back from vacation...

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[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

2. Read my weird rubbery lips....

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[Champion Jack]

4. Dumbya finishs the final draft of his speech

Just a coupla words to go,...yeah that should do it

[cosmicdot]

5. There are a lot of 'muricans looking for work, and you're not them

... so, I'm really whistling out of my ass here ... but, I gotta ramble some stuff out just the same ... ah, let me see ... how about this one ... I'm optimistic about the future of this country ... yep, that's a good'un ... how about ... We've got the finest workers and finest employees ... that's always an applause getter ... thousands of people all across our country have heard a call to love a neighbor just like you'd like to be loved yourself ... or something like that ... that's never been tried before ... There's great talk about the might of America and we're mighty ... can't beat that one ... now, catch this one ... the great strength of America is the heart and soul of the American people ... is that pure genius or what? Oh, I got a trunk load of lines to try out on ya'll ... America believes that freedom is not America's gift to the world, that freedom is God's gift to every individual who lives in this world ... man, I'm hot ...

[skip fox]

6. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

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