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Sun Sep-07-03 03:29 PM
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| I've spent the afternoon being "presidential". |
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That's right. For the past few hours, I've been clearing brush in my backyard, getting drunk, and ignoring my neighbors.
Ya know, suddenly I feel as if I may have missed a great opportunity to be a successful Republican politician..... NAH!
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| wtmusic
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Sun Sep-07-03 03:32 PM
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| 1. I was going to ask you how you did on the back nine |
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Sun Sep-07-03 03:34 PM
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Man, what I do on the golf course really couldn't be considered "golf". I like to think that I create jobs in the groundskeeping industry. You see, I've already done more than pResident Bush*.
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Sun Sep-07-03 03:42 PM
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Hint: add twenty yards to your drive with GWB photo golf balls.
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| rock
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Sun Sep-07-03 03:44 PM
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| 4. I thought you were going to say you farted in your coffee cup |
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Sun Sep-07-03 03:48 PM
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| 5. I only fart in other people's coffee cups. |
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:07 PM
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eating those pretzels, Blue-Jay!
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:35 PM
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| 7. Ewww, not with the dog! |
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Leave that to the freepers!!
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