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Sun Sep-07-03 04:40 PM
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You're Stranded on an Island with Anne Coulter |
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What are you going to do?
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:41 PM
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1. Look for another island. |
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Mon Sep-08-03 06:20 PM
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56. I'd pretend like I was a republican... |
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spawn with her, tell her i'm a communist, kill the kids, then her, then string them together to make a raft to freedom. when i got back to the US, i'd mail pieces of the dead corpses to her parents and loved ones on her birthday.O8)
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:41 PM
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start praying every way I know how (most of which will infuriate Ms Coulter).
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:43 PM
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4. hang out with the animals |
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or look for someone else.
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:44 PM
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roast rump of annthrax
mmmmmmmmmm good eatin
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:57 PM
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19. I initially thought of cannabalism... |
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but I figured no matter what part I would cook....I still can't stand the thought of eating shit!
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Mon Sep-08-03 06:03 PM
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54. Kinda stringy, though, don't you think? |
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And besides, on an island, where are you going to come up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:44 PM
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6. Suicide is the only option. n/t |
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:46 PM
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:45 PM
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it would drive her extremely batty(i know i know she already is) if she couldn't get a rise out me.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:29 PM
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Meditation would seem like a good thing - except that I would be worried that she would be figuring out how to eat me.
I think I would have to try to build a raft and take my chances.
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:47 PM
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10. If I knew it was safe |
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:48 PM
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11. Fatten her up, change her politics... |
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and try to get her to join the Human Race.
Barring that, I'd just do my Gush Pfleghmball impression (minus butt-crack problem) until she was beside herself with lust then poke her silly...
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:48 PM
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12. Run for my life......And figure out how to survive without her! She's |
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probably "clueless." I could survive.......the only question would be... Would I try to help her?
And........that's a hard one......would take every ounce of my "non fundie" Religious upbringing.....but I would let her "suffer a little" before I gave her a root or berry......She needs to know what "suffering is" to make her human. :-(
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:52 PM
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I wouldn't give her MY root and berries in a million years!! LOL
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:59 PM
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I'll be here all week. Catch the 10:45 show. ;)
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:51 PM
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13. RE: You're Stranded on an Island with Anne Coulter |
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Take my chances and swim.
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:53 PM
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15. This is the most unpleasantly titled thread I've ever seen. |
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What a distressing thought. I would start swimming.
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:54 PM
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the witch. After cutting out her tongue and eyes. :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:56 PM
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really . . . I'm just kidding :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:57 PM
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20. I'm going to.... ac-cent-u-ate the positive, e-lim-in-ate the negative.... |
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Sun Sep-07-03 04:58 PM
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21. Killer her and assure myself a steady supply of meat |
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I'll just have to beware of the inevitable toxins in Coultermeat!
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Sun Sep-07-03 05:02 PM
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...wouldn't even make for a midnight snack...
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Sun Sep-07-03 05:25 PM
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26. I'd say take up cannibalism |
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but she wouldn't provide much meat. I'd much rather be stranded with Limbaugh for that reason. Maybe I could use her as bait to get some wild animals for food.
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Sun Sep-07-03 05:50 PM
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27. Ever See the Movie "Swept Away"? |
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:22 PM
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step 1.. make a raft. step 2. tie her to it. step 3 set raft on fire step 4. set raft adrift step 5. say goodbye Anne
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Mon Sep-08-03 04:47 PM
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48. NO! no viking funerals for Anne |
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those are for soldiers and heros, not her.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:25 PM
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30. use her skinny body as a fish hook |
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:26 PM
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31. Become friends with her |
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take up her political leanings, her beliefs, and possibly fall in love. :evilgrin:
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:29 PM
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32. Bite down real hard on that false molar. |
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:31 PM
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You have survival skills. She has . . .well, not much. She agrees to learn. She is seriously jonesing for nicotine and alcohol. You have the advantage . . . Figure it out!
I think Ms. Coulter would do a 180 if she were lacking in what she considered essential.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:35 PM
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35. Use Her to Troll for Sharks |
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:36 PM
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36. After I killed her... |
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I'd use her bones, tied together by those nasty stringy locks of fake blond hair, to make a raft. What little meat she has I'd leave for the flies.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:36 PM
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37. Turn her into a flaming liberal who owes me her life by teaching her how |
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to survive without a TV show.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:39 PM
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38. the mods would ban me |
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If I went into any details
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:02 PM
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"Where in the hell did you get that Adam's apple? That thing is huge!"
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:04 PM
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40. Build shelter and get food and then tell her... |
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...that the island is not socialist and she'll have to build her own shelter and find her own food.
Survival of the fittest. And considering she has the IQ of a slug, I imagine she won't last long.
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:10 PM
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42. Since you need a smoke signal to flag down passing ships |
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she'd make good kindling. True, she wouldn't burn very long, not as long as most witches, but at least you could get the thing started.
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:15 PM
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43. Before I did anything I'd have to find out about her |
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package. If you know what I mean...
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:17 PM
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What?!?
We'd talk about the current administration! :silly:
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Mon Sep-08-03 04:24 PM
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Then I wouldn't be responsible for my subsequent actions. :evilgrin:
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Mon Sep-08-03 04:28 PM
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46. Ever seen the movie "Alive"? |
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Hey, you gotta survive, can't live off sand...
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Mon Sep-08-03 04:44 PM
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Get sick and Hurl an Oreilly on her skinny dress
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Mon Sep-08-03 04:50 PM
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49. Carve her out to make a canoe |
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Mon Sep-08-03 05:17 PM
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50. be really nice and make her love and respect me as a person and |
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islandmate.
And then reveal I'm a liberal!
Then I'll watch HER open a vein! (I hope not MINE!)
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Mon Sep-08-03 05:44 PM
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51. Feed the shit eating sharks! |
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Mon Sep-08-03 05:45 PM
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52. I would convince her that her dad really does love her |
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Through a series of heart-to-hearts and maybe a little psychodrama. Then I'd work on convincing her that all the really pretty girls keep their dinner in their tummies, were it can nourish them and make them healthy, which they really do deserve to be. With these goals accomplished, the total breakdown of her conservative delusion begins. We'd begin to talk reasonably about globalization, the BFEE, international trade unionism, civil rights, the death penalty, abortion. If stranded long enough, I even get her to the realization that the Native Americans had their nation stolen and despoiled by white European Christians. This turns out to be the toughest issue but with her demons removed, clarity of thought wins the day once again. Time passes. We build a "HELP" sign, a hastily arranged grouping of dried palm trunks, lit whenever the distant sound of an approaching plane or copter is heard. With nothing else to do, we add slogans to the sign, like: "HELP/STOP CHIMP/EXPERIMENTS" or "HELP/US ALL/IMPEACH/BUSH." There's plenty to eat. A lot of fruit in the interior and Ann's learned to catch fish by impaling them on her fingers. I manage to kill a wild boar and after so much fish, we eat the boor meat with gusto. At one point in our feast, Ann holds the boar's head in front of her face and says "Who am I?" "Tucker Carlson?" I reply. "No, silly! Rush Limbaugh!" And we both have a good laugh.
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Mon Sep-08-03 06:09 PM
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55. There are two options. |
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Build a raft out of bamboo and sail away REALLY FAST, leaving her to fend for herself, or beat the shit out of her, deprive her of protein and convert her cult style. The first thing that came to my mind was suicide, but that would just make her too happy...you know? One less Democrat for her to compete with? Murder is a good option too... Duckie
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