The Simple Simon of all CAPTIONs!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Must not spit. Look the camera in the eye. Read slow and clear. No gum. Pronounce each word. And above all no playing with myself on camera. I think I got it . . . Okay, let's go . . ."

[ewagner]

1. Question

Does anybody know if this was really "Live" or was it taped?

How many takes did it require?

or, how long did he have to practice the speech? all day Sunday? All day Saturday? Both?

Anybody know?

[joeybee12]

2. Clarenece the Cross-Eyed Lion!

How can anyone think this fool is competent?????????????

[skip fox]

3. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[MissMarple]

4. OK, George, on the count of three I'll snap my fingers, and you will

start reading the text on the screen in front of you. OK, one, two,...

[maxanne]

5. heard in the background:

"Jesus, Karl, we're gonna be on the air any minute - stop fucking around and flip his on switch."

[Wickerman]

6. Damn, I just shit my pants & I'm only 5 minutes into this 30 minute speech

[cosmicdot]

7. Make-up by Madame Tussaud

((wonder how he felt when things wore off?))

[Bossy Monkey]

8. America just loves that "deer in headlights" look (n/t)

[PurityOfEssence]

9. better a gramme than a damn

Soma. Yum.

[myomy]

10. Wonder how Dan Quale would handle this?

.

[DrWeird]

11. "..."

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.........................................................................................................................is this thing on?"

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "Gawd I hope Asscroft has that pie throwin terra-ist in Gitmo if,,,,,,

they can Get Ralph with a pie and the Ahhhhnold with an Egg I may be next!" "I'm going to stay in Dickie's bunker until they catch those pie Terra-ists!" "Now I guess KKKarl will believe me, when I tell him about making pies higher! By that I mean Higher Crimes and Misdemeanors should be punished to the fullest extent of our new sweeping secret laws on Terra!" "Is this F?ckin' thang on err whut?" "Check, Check, Check, Testin' 1 2!"

[44wax]

13. Unkka Karl help this butt muscle speak