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Nimrod (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 08:39 PM Original message |
Light bulb jokes! |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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tarkus (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
2. Jokes for musicians... |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 08:59 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. How do you get a drummer off your porch? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-24-04 11:33 PM Response to Reply #3 |
11. What do you call a drummer whose girlfriend broke up with him? |
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tjwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. How do you stop a republican from drowning? |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 09:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Along those lines: |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
5. Two classics: |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
6. How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-23-04 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
9. How many Christian Scientists does it take to change a light bulb? |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-24-04 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
10. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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