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Mon Sep-08-03 02:15 PM
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Poll question: Which would you rather do? |
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Committing suicide is not an option
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:16 PM
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...because one vote doesn't make a difference but one act of sex can screw yoru whole life.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:17 PM
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2. What a cruel, cruel choice. |
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I guess it'd have to be Mannthrax. It would damage the country less - hopefully. But you're paying for the therapy!!!
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:17 PM
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I have a loophole though. I live in Oklahoma and sadly my votes don't really matter.
BTW, that is only hypothetically. Since I don't have to have sex with Ann I can say this. in reality, no way am I voting for that monster.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:17 PM
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4. Defile myself vs. defile entire nation? |
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Just make sure my shots are ready. Both kinds.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:18 PM
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5. As I was puking I accidently pushed down on the lever for Bush |
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toughest poll question yet. hold on... :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:30 PM
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That was the diebold voting machine you used.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:19 PM
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6. at least with the coultergeist I could shut the lights off |
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voting for * however? Never... a fate worse than death.
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:20 PM
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7. This is one DU poll where Bush has a chance to win |
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:27 PM
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8. What choice is left for the straight girl? |
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:07 PM
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11. I was thinking the same thing.... (n/t) |
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:35 PM
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9. I voted sex w/ Coulter...I like dudes anyway |
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That and a lot of latex between us should keep me safe. Oh, and a hot shower with disinfecting soap afterwards.
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Mon Sep-08-03 03:29 PM
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12. That's a new meaning of "safer sex"... |
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Prevents that Sexually Transmitted Ideology. I'm not especially a Lesbionic Wonder-Woman either, so I think I'd want my dental dam to resemble the Hoover dam... :)
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Mon Sep-08-03 02:40 PM
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Then I could shut her up for a while!
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