Do The Puyallup!

[Aristus]

"Saw a duck and a chicken
down by the farm
Kickin' up the hay and raising such a storm
That I asked the farmer what they were up to,
And he said "Puyallup! That's what they do!"

You can do it at a trot,
You can do it at a gallop
You can do it real slow
So your heart don't palpitate!

Just don't be late!

Do the Puyallup!"

Ah, September, when my little piss-ant freeper stronghold plays host to the fifth largest state fair in the country.

Come on down and enjoy!

[Seneca]

1. is that legal?

"Puyallup"... It sounds... kinky.

[Aristus]

2. I see you've never been caught in the crowds on the midway.

Yeah, it does get kinky in an unintentional way.

[RobertSeattle]

3. I'll call your Puyallup and raise you a Tukwila

BTW - I'll pass on the fair - literally - I'd rather head to Mt Rainier.

[flamingyouth]

4. I was just singing that song to a friend

She is new in town and was not familiar with this thing we call "The Puyallup Fair."

Ah, I love the smell of manure in the morning...

[RobertSeattle]

5. I'll guest 14...

The number of people to come down with botulism this year...

[Howardx]

6. those burgers are so tasty

after youve been in the petting zoo

[patdem]

7. Don't people get stuff stuck up their...I mean colonescopy's to look for

Puyaqllups? Or are they looking for piss-ant freepers? I continue to be confused about this subject? :bounce:

[11cents]

8. Puyallup? Peh.

But then, I exhibit the snobbish disdain that can only mean I was born and raised in the big apple, Tacoma.

[jono]

9. You ain't kidding!

About the piss-ant freeper stronghold thing, that is.

I went last year with my partner. Boy, did we ever get looks! (And not the "You're hot, I want to sleep with you" kind.) Sheesh!

[Aristus]

10. How do you think I feel?

I LIVE here! Not the place for a liberal. I wanna move back to Tacoma! (aka The Big Apple).

[dawgman]

11. My wife is already brow beating me into going to that

mullet, big bang (and I don't mean the start of the universe), fest. God I hate it, but every year I spend $150 at the effing place. That is the worst part of my marriage.