How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[maha]

I need a punch line. Anybody?

[markbark]

1. depends on how many you can fit in a lightbulb (N/T)

[HawkerHurricane]

2. Only one

But he needs a tax cut as incentive, and if he doesn't get it he'll just sit in the dark, putting hundreds of light bulb manufacturers out of work.

[buckfush2]

3. one to climb the ladder

and 5 or 6 to spin it

[trumad]

4. One

Wolfowitz holds the bulb and thinks the world revolves around him!

[librechik]

5. 150,000 and 9

9 PNAC "geniuses" to reframe the concept of lightbulb and 150,000 soldiers to screw it in.

[AWD]

6. 952

One President to announce that terrorists have attacked the light bulb and must be dealt with.

30 members of his cabinet to strongarm Congress into financing an attack on Iraq, whom they claim they have specific proof of involvement in the light bulb incident.

230 Congressional Republicans to push a bill through that gives the Preisdent full authority to invade Iraq to begin "Operation Halogen Justice".

51 Republican Senators to pass the bill and attach a rider that gives 330 million dollars in tax cuts to Enron and Halliburton in "this time of war and recession".

640 members of the "liberal" media, who will spin the story so much that the light bulb will be spun into place.

But, of course, the evidence still shows that Iraq is an imminent threat to freedom-loving light bulbs everywhere, and the attack will commence anyway.

[Dirk39]

15. 953: One has to buy me a new office chair now...

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Hello from Germany,
Dirk

[abgdinstr]

7. None

They dont believe in using electricity. Candles is more like it.

[baldguy]

18. Not candles, OIL lamps

[UrbScotty]

8. As many as it takes to screw America.

:-)

[ComerPerro]

9. Here's your punchline

Why stop at the lightblub? I think an American, neo-conservate influence would be a positive role in living rooms all over the world.

[ComerPerro]

11. Actually I just thought of a better one

How many neocons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares? We will come and get rid of your old lightbulb, even if it is not broken. But we will also destroy your house. Now, you will be needing a new light bulb. That is not our problem. You will have to take responsibility for yourselves. However, we know someone who can sell you a new lightbulb at a very reasonable rate...

[SaveABug]

10. two

a small johnson and a receptive johnsonette.

I have a small one-track mind.

[ironflange]

12. Two, of course

One to do it and the other to complain that the burnt-out one is all Clinton's fault.

[joeybee12]

13. They don't screw lightbulbs...

...they screw the country.

[Pert_UK]

14. None - it would be treasonous to suggest the bulb isn't working just fine.

:evilgrin:

P.

[jody]

16. None, they hire the poor for menial work and claim a charitable deduction

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[jburton]

17. None...

...just a fat contract for Halliburton to do it.

[OneBlueSky]

19. 27 . . .

one to screw in the lightbulb, and 26 to pontificate about how it was Bill Clinton's penis that made the light go out in the first place . . .