SaveABug
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Mon Sep-08-03 08:40 PM
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Why are there so many Johnsons in the NFL? |
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I can't even remember them all, but they're all good.
What other name has more than one, other than Gramatica?
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Mon Sep-08-03 08:42 PM
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1. Most professional football players are male. |
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Ergo, each one has a johnson, and certainly would not admit to it if they didn't.
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Mon Sep-08-03 08:43 PM
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2. You've been spending too much time in the lounge! |
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I had to think about that for a second. :)
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:09 PM
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10. No, I've always been like this. |
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Mon Sep-08-03 08:46 PM
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3. Look in your local phone book |
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I had to call someone named Johnson and,geez, there's a TON of 'em
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Mon Sep-08-03 08:54 PM
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4. Sounds Like A Good Question For The Freepers |
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I can imagine their rabid responses now....
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:00 PM
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6. I think I know what you mean, but that would only show |
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how fucked up they are.
There is no particular ethnic group named Johnson in the NFL. The point is moot.
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Mon Sep-08-03 08:57 PM
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5. ever see Blazing Saddles? |
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Everyone in Rock Ridge is named Johnson. :-)
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:05 PM
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:04 PM
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7. Between The Johnsons and The Smiths? |
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We have the entire nation all sewed up. As many if not more Chin' than a Chinese phone book or Patel' in Bombay...
Sincerely ~
J.R. Smith
ps; it's all about get'in busy somewhere...
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:06 PM
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9. The Hatfields and McCoys called a truce |
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If they can do it, anyone can.
I don't have a sig line, because I can't decide, but tonight:
Bills. Oh yeah. Da Bills.
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Tue Sep-09-03 07:24 AM
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:16 PM
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11. Brad Johnson's little boy is named Maximus. no kidding |
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Brad said he takes after the old man.
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Mon Sep-08-03 11:12 PM
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12. Johnson is the second most common surname. . . |
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in the United States, behind Smith.
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