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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 08:54 PM
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Candidate flame fest!
Clark was a General under Slick Willie, Anti-Military Clinton, Dean is a loudmouth, Edwards is too 'Suth-in',' Gephardt is blonde, Graham is also Suith-in, Kerry and Nader are boring, Kucinich looks like a vampire, Moseley Braun and Sharpton are black criminals!

Joe, on the other hand, is a BLEEDING-HEART LIBERAL! HE IS SO FAR TO THE LEFT, I CAN'T SEE HIM!!
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molly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:01 PM
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1. Kerry is definitely NOT boring!
maybe to a Hell's Angel's member - but definitely not to the general public.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:20 PM
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4. As the saying goes
"I had more fun watching paint dry" than at a Kerry stump speech!
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:13 PM
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2. OK, I'll bite.
Dean wears ugly ties, Edwards looks gay, Gephardt has no neck, Clark's head looks squished, Kerry is a horse-face, and an old horse at that, Kucinich shrieks like a little girl, Moseley Braun is too fat and Sharpton isn't funny.

Happy now?
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:14 PM
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3. Gephardt also has no
eyebrows.......


well that we can see that is.

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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:27 PM
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7. Damn...that eyebrow thing.....
Ya beat me to it!
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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:21 PM
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5. Fuck Bush!!!
He is the WORST candidate of the lot. I don't even know why he's running
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:22 PM
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6. lol Kucinich is a vampire thats a first
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:34 PM
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8. Yeah, just look at him!
Just make his teeth an inch or two longer, and you got fangs!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:36 PM
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9. hey my teeth were like that before I got braces
I thought he looked like a leprecaun sorry cant have it both ways :).
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