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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:41 PM
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Letterman joke
The president asked last night for $80 billion for rebuilding Iraq. When you make out the check, remember there's two L's in Halliburton. :)
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electricmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:48 PM
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1. Did you see the "George W Bush Clip of the Day"
The most unpresidential non-President ever. God he's embarrassing.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:49 PM
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2. Exactly what I was thinking.
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 10:57 PM by syrinx9999
yep

on edit: It reminded me of the time he spit out some chewing gum into his hand at the Kremlin.
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:50 PM
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3. Did you see the Bush video clip of the night?
Was that the white house lawn Shrub was spitting on?
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:55 PM
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5. Looked like it
Looked like he was headed for the chopper.
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bunk76 Donating Member (867 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:56 PM
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6. I believe it was......
he is the most disgusting lowest form of life I have ever seen.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:56 PM
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7. Yep, that would be the ground
we live and breathe upon, the Earth.
each and everyone one of us.
How fitting.

and DL showed it twice to make sure (second time in slo mo) we got it.

got it.

dp
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:58 PM
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8. What???
OMG,no..... Khrist,that ignoramus is uncouth as hell.:puke:
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electricmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:02 PM
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10. Anybody tape it?
I would love to get an mpeg of that to show to any "honor and dignity" jack-asses out there.
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:09 PM
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13. Sorry, I did not
but post it if I see anything show up on the net.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:16 PM
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14. I could tape it from the west coast feed later, but...
I don't have a "modern" video card, so I couldn't mpeg it. Wonk will probably have it up though. Just guessing.
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:03 PM
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11. Was Tweety around before that scene?
:kick:
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:54 PM
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4. LOL!!!
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 10:55 PM by buff2
That's about it,eh? Funny,but sad too.
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:02 PM
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9. GD'it he was so funny I spit my coffee up & nearly choked to death on it
I was taking a drink of coffee at the time that Letterman was showing Jr spitting and I laughed so hard I had coffee coming out of my nose.
Damn coffee burns when it comes out of your nose.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:08 PM
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12. Glad to hear your spirits are up corarose!
Although I can't imagine the pain of hot coffee coming up through the nose. Ouch!
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:18 PM
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15. Thanks!
I am trying to stay positive. I was taking the Clark Street bus the other day and I asked the driver to let me know when we got to Armitage and some Women started laughing at me.
I didn't care but my Sister had a fit on them and started telling them off. I told her to ignore them and she said that she couldn't.
My new teeth will be in next week and god I still feel like I am out of it from all of this.

Letterman cheers me up!
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:27 PM
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16. Dave Letterman is my tv buddy!
Now here come's a sad part, though. Warren Zevon from last October... my god it doesn't seem like it was almost a year ago.

I can't believe grown-up people would treat you so badly as the women on the bus. There are a lot of mean people out there. Another reason to vote Democratic... yeah I can take anything back to politics. :)
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 12:00 AM
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17. Letterman was choked up when he was talking about Warren
It was sad!

One of the women that was laughing had a bad case of acne and my Sister starting up on how ugly she was and I am glad that our stop was coming up because my Sister was ripping them apart and I told her to stop it that is was embarrassing to us. When we got up to leave my Sister made a comment to her that at least my Sister can have teeth put in but you can't buy a face you bitches and the people on the bus started laughing. I wanted to die at that moment because I don't think that anyone would have really noticed my mouth but they were making comments back and fourth.
My speech is affected by not having my teeth in and they were making fun of that also and I couldn't care less but my Sister has fits on people.
We live in the heart of Downtown Chicago and there are allot of people walking around and taking public transportation so I have encounter more but I try not to notice. My Sister is the one that gets pissed off real bad.
After the two women on the bus I decided not return to college until I get my new teeth.
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