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Tue Sep-09-03 06:12 AM
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Your Best Pickup-Lines That Work... |
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... or not.
"Hey baby, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
What pickup lines have worked for you? What are the ones that have worked ON you (that you'll admit to)?
I don't think I could have ever pulled it off. Some folks may be able to use dry and flat pick-up lines and get away with it... but if I were to try, I'd end up sounding like I was channeling "Austin Powers". Gauche and unimaginative.
Yeah, Baby, yeah!
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Tue Sep-09-03 06:16 AM
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1. Stolen from Douglas Adams |
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"Hey babe, is this guy boring you? Talk to me. I'm from another planet!" I'm one for one with that line.
As for what works on me...well, I'm a whore. A woman need trouble no more than say, "Hi." and I'm putty in her hands - briefly. Or at least that's how it was two decades ago. This marriage thing has really put a cramp in my style!
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Tue Sep-09-03 08:39 PM
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13. Of course, you only had the one head and two arms then....... |
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Wed Sep-10-03 10:58 AM
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21. Congrats Birthmark!! 200 posts |
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Tue Sep-09-03 06:20 AM
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Hi!
This is the line I used on my wife on July 16, 1997. We were married on August 15, 1998. We just celebrated our 5th. I love her more & more every day, so I guess it worked! :hug:
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Tue Sep-09-03 06:27 AM
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4. Congratulations on your 5th anniversary. |
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I don't remember the first thing I said to my wife. Since I had just moved to Orlando and was working as a temp where she was the boss, it was probably something like, "Yes, ma'am." Been saying it ever since. :)
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Tue Sep-09-03 09:31 AM
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I have the last 2 words in every discussion with my wife. "Yes, Honey". :loveya:
She has this annoying habit of always being right!
It sounds like we're both well trained husbands!
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Tue Sep-09-03 06:20 AM
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Edited on Tue Sep-09-03 06:22 AM by MarianJack
Sorry, I hit the button twice by accident. :spank:
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Tue Sep-09-03 06:34 AM
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But that was really my response to HER pickup line: "Will you marry me? (signed) The Texan in Blue" A note written in lipstick on a bar napkin hand delivered to my table at a Dixieland club in Oklahoma City circa 1964. She was (rich). Her note initiated a year long "relationship" that was interesting, to say the least. Oh lordy, I DID cut a wide swath way back then. :evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-09-03 06:41 AM
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6. M or F to F: May I kiss your navel? |
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Tue Sep-09-03 07:06 AM
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7. Oh My God... Now *There's* A Vivid Image |
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Tue Sep-09-03 08:22 AM
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8. ok the only one that ever worked on me |
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Edited on Tue Sep-09-03 08:30 AM by Kamika
This one is abit corny but its so cute :p
i think he said it like this "Hey girl, you look so sweet you're giving me diabetes"
:D
Err about me saying pick up lines to guys.. im way too unimaginative for that. Also id feel like an idiot. The only guy I ever approached I just called and said i liked him. like dead serious heh..
And it worked he said he liked me too and we went out on a date
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Tue Sep-09-03 06:15 PM
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Get in tha truck (then you spit out some chew juice on the ground).
Haven't tried it yet, fraid its overdone around here!
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Tue Sep-09-03 08:34 PM
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11. Chico Marx to Tallullah Bankhead |
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Overheard at some party
Chico: Lady, I wanna fk you Tallulah: So you shall, my good man, so you shall
(something like this has worked for me)
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Tue Sep-09-03 08:39 PM
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12. Best one ever used on me...... |
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"Please come back to my place and shag me senseless" - used in a nightclub in Nottingham (UK) c1996.
Well, it would have been rude not to, eh?
:-)
I don't know.......I never use chat up lines but don't seem to have done too badly..I even had one girl walk up to me and proposition me while I was playing on the slot machine at a nightclub (what a boring fool I was) - she asked "Are you winning?" and I replied "Yes. Let me buy you a drink".
P.
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Tue Sep-09-03 08:48 PM
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Maybe after I've had a few drinks, I'm way too embarrassed to cop to it right now. ;-)
DTH
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Tue Sep-09-03 09:11 PM
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15. I tell them one x is now a doctor, the other is now a lawyer |
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and would they like to be president?
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:40 PM
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16. I'm kinda partial to "NICE SKULL!!!" |
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Oh, that work! Sorry, can't help you there. (Another favorite that I never had the nerve to use either is: "I had the most vivid wet dream about you last night!" Let me know if it works.)
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:54 PM
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19. Yeah that and "you have a reamable ass" really work on some people |
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My buddy used to go up to girls with a friend...say me. And stop them and say, "Hey, haven't seen you in a while, do you know HEyHEY?" Then the girl would think, "How do I know this guy? I must if he is intorducing me to his friend." The to be polite and also out of curiousity they'd chat with you..and with my old roomy that meant game over.
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