TECHIES-Meet George the helpdesk technician (it's real)

[underpants]

http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/

Welcome to the Chronicles of George. This web site is a collection of helpdesk tickets gleaned from the support database of my previous job. I was employed there for twenty months, and during that time I had the misfortune of encountering an individual whom I will call George.
George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever.

His grasp on the written word is shakier than a canoe full of epileptics. His knowledge of computers is thinner than a Vegas dancer's chiffon underpants. He is, by all standards of intelligence, a rock.

While we worked together, George was responsible for turning out some of the most mangled, garbled, and just plain screwed up help desk tickets ever before seen by mortal man.

FAQs

Does this guy still work at your place of business? Do YOU still work there?!

From January 2000 to September 2001, I was employed at this particular company. George was employed there from approximately March 2000 to May 2001.


It's obvious George doesn't natively speak English. Shame on you for making fun of someone just because he can't speak the language!

I assure you, George is a native English speaker. He is 100% American. He was born and has for his entire life lived in Houston, TX.

[TioDiego]

1. Underpants, I 'm going to love this.

Thanks, at first glance it looks like a major hoot. Anti Norton Virus? LOL!

[underpants]

2. My IT guy told me about it.

Too funny.

[GAspnes]

3. truly hysterical

Thanks, I needed this. (It's been a bad morning on the job hunt.)

LART! LART! LART!

[TioDiego]

4. Dang it Underpants.

I had to quit reading it for a while. It was starting to hurt. I was havening pain in my ribbedcages. LOL!

[GOPisEvil]

5. I am havening the sides of split!

LOL!!!!