OK guys time for the Bush Severe Gastro-Intestinal Problems Vibe Thread

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

We tried this during the convention but somehow got protestors instead.

If you have your wax dolls of bush, get them out now.

We, the good people of Democratic Underground, wish upon George W. Bush, the most horrifying intestinal cramping ever experienced by human being. We wish for all the attendant prolific sweating and feeling of being stabbed on the inside by 5000 tiny elves with very sharp swords. We wish for him to utter "Mommy" several times during the debate.

Go. Send your Severe Gastro-Intestinal Pain vibes to Bush.

Do NOT wish for anything that could cause sympathy such as actual bodily fluids erupting on stage. Just mind-blowingly severe intestinal cramps. The kind of thing that would make the transition stage of labor look like a walk in the park.

Have them start in oh, about 35 minutes.

[sundog]

1. oh, moonbeam

lol

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Kick

come on guys, let's do a chant


"PUTZ PAINS FOR BUSH, PUTZ PAINS FOR BUSH, PUTZ PAINS FOR BUSH"

(My mother in law, from NJ, always called any gastro intestinal problems that resulted in an emergency trip to the bathroom "putz")

[BlueHandDuo]

2. Ready to chant...

...Di-a-RRHE-a! Di-a-RRHE-a! Di-a-RRHE-a! Di-a-RRHE-a!

[short bus president]

3. I'm throwing in my $.02:

May his colon clench, twitch, and seize as though a gang of phosphorescent, rabid porcupines was running laps up and down it, chasing a pissed off electric eel.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. Can't ------breathe-----

laughing too hard......oh you rock....

More people, come on, more!

[sundog]

6. he's starting to get all bubbly inside his lower colon as we speak

but it's too late for a trip to the potty! cameras are ready to roll

bubble bubble bubble -- something is awry

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Ooooo

the colon is starting to SIEZE UP. It feels like an IRON CLAW has just ripped its way into his insides and is wreaking HAVOK in there!!!

Gurgle. Bubble. Gurgle.

Wow was that mayo sandwich sitting out for too long?