CAPTION W "reaching for a star"

[underpants]

Damn too much Jack Daniels on that flight these things look all fuzzy and they sure is hard to catch.

[Aristus]

1. "Yep, s'raht. Pickles say-ed "Jo-oorge, iss jes too dang little!"

She's been sleepin' in th'East Wing ivver see-ince.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "The Proctologist said I have two brains and that the biggest one

is this big!"

[TacticalPeek]

3. "I need to borrow this California star for just one minute; promise

I'll put it right back."

[underpants]

4. Look $87 Billion is only 6% of the original $1.35 Trillion taxcut

It's just so little

[VOX]

5. "Jes' a peench of Skoal 'tween yer cheek 'n gum shore is relaxin'."

"Skoal -- th' smokeless tabaccah. Now, 'scuse me while Ah hawk some out on the White House lawn -- jes' doin' mah part t' keep it green -- shee-it!"

[LuLu550]

6. Everybody sing!

the itsey bitsey spider crawled up the water spout!

[skip fox]

7. "And when it burns down you call it a roach and

hold it gingerly. I had an aunt named Ginger. And an uncle named Fred. They both died as well as a whole lot of other people in the past. History is something that's never over unless you let it. So, for the dead, history is all in the past. Over. Kaput. But for the living, we gotta be on the right side. Not smoking no dope. Not killing anyone who doesn't need it. I used to like Fred. He smoked a pipe. If you use a pipe you don't have to worry about no roaches, but you gotta clean out the pipe. Sorta like history. Why I remember when. . . . (blah, blah, blah)"

[cosmicdot]

8. would you believe 'this much' integrity?

[skip fox]

9. beat 'ja, cosmicdot!

:toast:

[kmla]

10. There! Ah jus' squished Karl's hayud!

(old Kids in the Hall bit.)

[PurityOfEssence]

11. Horton kills a Who

Squish.

[skip fox]

12. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[myomy]

13. Why donÕt you pea brains understand.

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[Mr. Jinx]

14. "And THIS is how much I respect you people!"