Are you guys hearing this??

[dolo amber]

Bush just called Kerry a bumcunt, to which Kerry replied "You sir, and your entire administration, are nought but a passel of cockmunglers!!" Then he shouted "HOW'S THIS FOR A DICK CHAIN-Y?" and ripped his pants off to reveal a big purple warrior with metal links.

Man! I'm so glad I decided to watch after all...this is great stuff!!

[Bunny]

****snarf****

Good one! :D

[Fenris]

1. I want to know why Bush was replaced by that talking orange monkey.

[dolo amber]

2. What is this word Kerry keeps saying...

"New-clee-ar"....:shrug:

[DrWeird]

3. Did you see Kerry slam Bush into the steel cage?

Oh no! Bush's manager Dick Cheney stuck his cane through the bars and tripped Kerry!

[Wat_Tyler]

4. I thought it was unwise to have replaced Bush with Withnail.

Oh. Hang on. Withnail could actually string a coherent sentence together.

[Wat_Tyler]

5. D.

You do know the Kerry campaign will have printed this off and pinned it to the wall of their HQ by now, eh? :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

7. If there is one motherfucker in their campaign cool enough to do that...

I might just break down and vote for them. :P

[Wat_Tyler]

8. Careful now.

We don't want another Patti Smith on our hands, do we?

[dolo amber]

9. I shave my armpits 68% more often

than Patti.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Wrong channel, dear.

:evilgrin: