Let's write our own post-debate punditry

[Bossy Monkey]

I'm thinking Chris Matthews, but it could be any of the swine:

Bush courageously looked like a total idiot.

I've never seen such a decisive deer in the headlights look!

Yours?

[yorgatron]

1. * resolutely did not drool on himself OR fall down

at any time during the debate,that means he won.

[Webster Green]

2. He isn't really a babbling moron.......

he's just a plain spoken kind of fella.

[sasquatch]

3. It was coragous for * to cover up the piss stain on his pants

[BiggJawn]

4. Flat wore-out the pull-string on the back of his neck...

And the voice box is broke. Only said 3 things: "Saddam" "Hard work" "We have a BIG Coalition!"

[Squeech]

5. The power of Dubya's belief

He believes the Iraqis want freedom. He believes the world is a safer place without Saddam. He believes Putin wants democracy.

He even believes he won the debate.

In the words of his ideological daddy, facts are stupid things.

[sundog]

6. * was obviously more relaxed than Kerry. He drank from his glass...

America likes that sort of down to earth persona.