Poland asks for rescinding order on Bush

[JohnKleeb]

Warsaw...... Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski asked the Warsaw Court for a 3000 mile rescinding order against American Idiot George W Bush. According to Kwasniewski, Bush would follow the country around, make calls while it slept, and would show up unexpectly. Kwasniewski also says that Bush could be violent, in one incidence, Bush said "You Polish motherfuckers if you dont join me on the war on terra, you're going on the axis of evil." Kwasniewski said Poland remained very scared, and planned to change its name to an undisclosed name. Attorneys for Poland said that "George W Bush has hurt my client emotionally and physically very much so." George W Bush and his attorneys had no comment but except "How could you forget Poland?"
:shrug: My attempt at satire and parody, any good y'all?

[smiley_glad_hands]

1. Awesome. eom

[JohnKleeb]

2. I thought of that on my own

[smiley_glad_hands]

3. Its of the John Stewart school of humour. eom

[JohnKleeb]

4. he's one of my heroes

love the onion staff too. The Jon Stewart way of doing this would be also to ask really absurd questions to the Polish president, Mr. President is it true that Polish sausages are better than Vienna sausages? or something like that.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Very good, John! LOL! :D

As a Polish American, I approve of your message!:yourock:

[JohnKleeb]

6. I just thought of that off hand

I love the Poles and in fact when I was in DC, we even passed by their embassy, which is near I think the Gandhi statue. When we passed where Reagan was shot, we sarcastically yelled Hickney Forever! god thats the great thing about being around good humored people, who know their stuff, and think politically the same as you, no wonder why I felt so great in DC.

[Rhiannon12866]

7. Well, this is a wealth of coincidences

I am Polish American. My sig line comes from Gandhi. And the night before John Hinkley Jr. shot President Reagan, Vice President George Bush Sr., and his wife, Barbara, were having dinner with his parents. This is a regular harmonic convergence!:crazy:

[JohnKleeb]

8. haha

Really, though he may say pop, Irishlite is a great guy, and by Irishlite I mean Zack, I call him that for the obvious, he looks like a sterotype of Ireland :D, meanwhile perhaps darken my eyes a little and I look almost Italian or Greek.

[Rhiannon12866]

14. He may LOOK Irish, but the Irish wouldn't understand him, either, LOL

There is no "pop" in Ireland. He should go to Colorado.

We all know your ethnic backgroud, John, and it's not even close to either Italian or Greek. My father, unlike his brothers and sister, had classic Irish looks, dark hair, light eyes. I am just the opposite, so I guess that I look more like the other side of my family.:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

15. yeah but I have super dark hair

and when I tan it shows, of course I am not Italian or Greek. heh, he's a good guy though. Yes, Irish Soda Bread, hell he was born in a soda area, from what I hear.

[Rhiannon12866]

16. The majority of Irish men have dark hair, light eyes

Red hair comes in second, also with light eyes. Blondes, like me, are very thin on the ground, in Ireland, except among young children. Soda bread is also very common.:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

17. I know that

but still you gotta admit if I had darker eyes, I could pass for Italian or Greek.

[Rhiannon12866]

18. Yes, you probably could

I remember the majority of Irishmen as being small and wiry. We both have mixed heritages. The closest that I could pass for is as Russian. I think I told you, that when I was leaving Russia, the customs agent asked my American guide if I wasn't really Russian and not American. I thanked him for the compliment, in Russian, and continued on my way.
:scared:

[NamVetsWeeLass]

19. or a sign of the approaching Apocalypse

Hmmmmmmm

[JohnKleeb]

9. kick

[miss_kitty]

10. I think you capture Resident Sock Puppet very well

I like how you got his huge fear, trial attorneys, in there too.
two edit thingers, i hope you don't mind. i think you mean 'restraining' or 'no contact' not 'rescinding' and 'incident' not 'incidence'-I could be wrong though....we know what you mean-pretty damn cool.

[JohnKleeb]

11. I have bad grammar

It sucks :D but glad you got the point in. Actually, I didn't mean the trial lawyers thing. I was also damned tired when I posted this last night too but thanks for getting it.

[miss_kitty]

12. "Attorneys for Poland" would be trial attorneys

and as long as you keep writing and reading, grammar, spelling and vocabulary will improve. See if you realise I was reading at a college level in 4th grade, and 4th grade was-well Kennedy was killed when I was in 4th grade. And I always got As in English and grammar. Plus I was raised by and around attys and judges, so I have an affinity for some of the more simple legal concepts and terms.

and that's why there are editors-to point out the minor infractions...and thanks for writing it and making it 'gettable'-it's really really good!

[JohnKleeb]

13. Yeah I see