Psychic dogs say it's Bush, by a 15% margin

[RC]

By Roy Rivenburg
Los Angeles Times

The psychic dogs have projected a winner in this year's presidential race.

No need for tonight's debate. the dogs have spoken.

Or woofed, even.

Don't laugh. In previous elections, the clairvoyant canines, who are owned by Jacqueline Stallone (Sylvester's mom), have been uncannily accurate. In July 2000 they correctly predicted in a Los Angeles Times story that George W. Bush would defeat Al Gore by "a couple hundred votes."

For their next act, in August 2003 the miniature pinschers said Arnold Schwarzenegger would take California's recall race "by a major margin."

Of course, they also predicted Kobe Bryant would go to prison. But never mind that. When it comes to political prognostications, the dogs have an impressive track record.

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2004/Sep/30/il/il04a.html/?print=on

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This helps prove bu$h supporters have no grip on reality

[donco6]

1. Time to have those dogs fixed.

If that's the best the RW spinmeisters can come up with . . . heh, heh.

[jeff30997]

2. Here's how it works :

They put 2 pictures on the floor,one of Kerry and one of Bush*. Then the dog pees on the "winner". :)