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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 12:48 PM
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This is NOT a sex thread
However, Chimpy kept saying last night, "It's hard".

I was wondering if he had a hard on from talking about invading Iraq, or if he was surprised he could still get it up.

He just said it too many time.
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skylarmae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 12:51 PM
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1. more like WHAAAAA-WHAAAAA-WHAAAAA
IF YOU ASK ME. He's a little cry baby. Just look at
his face last nite. A little tantrum throwing kid.
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alexisfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 12:51 PM
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2. is hard to get hard
I didn't know bush knows how to get hard???
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daddybear Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:57 PM
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7. Oh he knows how....
he sips whiskey and looks at his twin daughters.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:21 PM
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3. Bob Dole gave him some little blue pills.
They helped Bob Dole a lot. Now Bob Dole can engage in vigorous coitus with Liddy Dole. Bob Dole is happy.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:24 PM
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4. And "Libby" Dole...
...is miserable. :cry:
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:27 PM
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5. Well, now that I'm faintly nauseous....
:P

I have to wonder if he intends the subliminal meaning of his statement. Same as he works in the word "love," albeit awkwardly. And "pray" - he worked that one in twice last night.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:53 PM
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6. it was in response to having to "think"
his eyebrows would bunch and he'd get this pained look on his face whenever he had to "think" and then the inevitable "it's hard"

Hi, CatWoman :hi:
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:16 PM
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8. Kerry said...I've never wimped out and I never will
Freudian slip??? I doubt it.
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