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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:48 PM
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I have terrible gas right now.
I think I may get fired for the noxious stink I'm producing.

Just thought ya'll might like to know. :)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:49 PM
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1. Well, there goes the butt plug, I guess.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:50 PM
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3. Yeah. My coworker nearly choked to death.
You don't want to know.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:52 PM
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5. No...that's ok. I don't need to know the details.
But thanks anyway.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:53 PM
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7. We all have to do "distasteful" things on the way up the corporate ladder.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:55 PM
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9. Yeah. I hear ya'.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:50 PM
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2. Terrible Gas? Worst song on Item.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:51 PM
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4. Uh... huh?
Edited on Fri Oct-01-04 01:55 PM by whoisalhedges
On edit: Ah, yes. "Hideous Air." Now I get it. :eyes:
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:53 PM
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6. Greeeeaaat.
Just great.
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lightbulb Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:54 PM
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8. say no to the back door draft - eom
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 01:56 PM
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10. Your coworkers
Edited on Fri Oct-01-04 02:03 PM by Gothic_Sponge


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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:01 PM
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11. Well, thanks for sharing!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:03 PM
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12. You're welcome!
:hi:
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:05 PM
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13. So, what exactly does it smell like?
Apparently, that can be indicator of all sorts of interesting things. }(
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:06 PM
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14. It smells of rotting mutton in the midafternoon sun of a sweltering August
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:13 PM
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18. Apparently, you have the plague
Good luck, it was nice knowing you. :hi:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:08 PM
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15. Al sure does seem to be going into the bathroom a lot today
:bounce:
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TexasBushwhacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:08 PM
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16. So what did you eat?
Edited on Fri Oct-01-04 02:08 PM by TexasBushwhacker
Did you eat something different than your usual fare? I had a soy milk drink the other night and YIKES, it was disgusting (on edit - the gas, not the drink). I'm glad it's out of my system now. I've got a date tomorrow night - LOL.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 02:09 PM
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17. I had a grilled cheese and tomato sammich,
Nothing too weird.
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