Jestem w ci¹¿y

[JohnKleeb]

;)

[Fenris]

1. AHA! This post is forged! Look at that superscript 1!

That couldn't have been done on an IBM typewriter!

[JohnKleeb]

2. Powiedz mi prawde!

[da_chimperor]

3. Well,

Nie podniecaj się, Pragnę się z Tobą kochać.

Just kidding, I love this page http://www.polish-translator.net/polish_phrases.html

[JohnKleeb]

4. Nie rozumiem

[da_chimperor]

7. Eh, ok, your polish is much better than mine!

But I forgot to mention Chce mi się siusiu.

[JohnKleeb]

8. ha

Nie dbam o to :)
Mi³ego dnia!

[da_chimperor]

11. Dlaczego?

Jesteś wspaniały!

Ok, I think that's it for my polish posts! So I take it you actually speak polish?

[JohnKleeb]

12. No I don't

I just know it somehow ;). I'll explain later though.

[da_chimperor]

13. So kinda like me

;)

[JohnKleeb]

14. Yeah

I havent been saying that dirty stuff though, though what I said on my original post is simply impossible.

[da_chimperor]

20. they weren't that bad

I thought it was hilarious that they had those phrases, and I couldn't resist the temptation. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

23. heh evil dude

[CarolynEC]

5. No, thanks. I've got to get some sleep.

Oops, sorry. Wrong language. ;)

[JohnKleeb]

6. I wasnt asking you for anything

Though I do know how to do some of that stuff in Polish.

[CarolynEC]

9. Thought for a minute there...

... you said something else entirely, in -- oh, well. Nevermind. :)

[JohnKleeb]

10. what I said was impossible though

:)

[On the Road]

15. Hey, I Didn't Know You Could Do That!

This could be fun. Will have to play around with it. Note: Done with fonts, not jpgs:

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[JohnKleeb]

18. My keyboard sucks

has only the English 26 letters. Really, I got a nice reward if anyone guesses what I said on the top line.

[On the Road]

19. You Only Need the 26 Letters (plus normal keyboard symbols)

You can just change the typeface:

abcdefg... in wingdings is

abcdefg...

[JohnKleeb]

21. Well i am simple so I cant do that

:D. Still waiting for someone to get the correct answer. God what happened to our Polish here?

[On the Road]

39. Actually, John, I Can't Figure Out What You Did

and I don't know any Polish, except that ptak means bird.

You just inspired me to find the right HTML tag for using different fonts. You can make bizarre characters by using <font face="wingdings"> in square brackets. Didn't mean to hijack the thread.

[JohnKleeb]

40. I just used phrases from a website

[On the Road]

46. Oh, THAT's It!

I couldn't figure out how you got that character set. I was all thinkin' about changing fonts.

I still can't get it, even with a Polish translator. Although an internet search did turn up this interesting string:

"Ja jestem "polish-sex-boy" na East i Europe ... Posts 23. Zatañczymy? Jestem w ci¹¿y. Yarertz Burkina Faso ..."

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage-3232.html

[JohnKleeb]

47. type in polish phrases in to google

There's some seductive things to say in there.

[Bluebear]

16. Oklameles mnie, Bush.

[JohnKleeb]

17. What do oompla-loompas have to do with what I said

God I thought everyone would be happy about this well and shocked at the same time too :D.

[Bluebear]

26. Merely a sig pic, do not be alarmed :)

[JohnKleeb]

28. its awesome dude

not alarmed at all.

[Renew Deal]

22. Fuckin' hippies

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[JohnKleeb]

24. huh?

Listen its my baby and I can have her if I want to :cry: Mister you don't have to be so mean to a single mother ;).
Ok I alluded to what I said.

[KamaAina]

25. Moja droga ja cie kocham

just chill, John, it's from Bobby Vinton's "My Melody of Love", and is the only Polish I know besides "pierogi" :-)

[JohnKleeb]

27. No its ok

I like screwing around like this, if I didnt, why would I speak in Polish.

[KamaAina]

35. I just thought you might freak since it means "I love you, my dear"

and I am male (and approaching middle age), that's all.

[JohnKleeb]

36. its cool

[KamaAina]

37. Jeb!

A Polish-speaking Florida DUer pointed out that Bush*brother's first name, followed by the exclamation point like on his campaign signs, in Polish means "Fsck!"!!

[JohnKleeb]

38. haha

thats hilarious.

[da_chimperor]

29. You want to know more polish?

Then check this out http://www.polish-translator.net/polish_phrases.html They have some rather . . . unconventional phrases that aren't usually included in phrase lists, such as: Jestem w ciąży.

[JohnKleeb]

30. yep and you'll find out what I meant

and why its impossible.

[da_chimperor]

33. At least in real life

but there was the movie with ah-nold, junior was the name if I remember correctly ;)

[JohnKleeb]

34. ring ring

but Bleachers called me a hippie :cry:, it was the nun who impreganted me :cry:, and mother and father said I go to hell if I have an abortion :cry:.

[da_chimperor]

42. Aw, don't cry

just forget about them! Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one and they stink.

[JohnKleeb]

43. sarcasm man

I need to get back to English.

[da_chimperor]

44. I know :) n/t

[JohnKleeb]

45. Nie przejmuj siê

heh I am surprised no one copied this yet.

[Champ]

31. Ah!

Skurwysyn! :D

[JohnKleeb]

32. Piersi!

:D

[Dzimbowicz]

41. Dzien dobry Pana!

Jak siê Pan ma? Moj dziadek i babcia by³y z Polsk¹.

[JohnKleeb]

48. pregant pole kick