ok, now i am depressed

[Doctor_J]

i just discovered that teri hatcher has been divorced for a year. that means that she, diane lane, and meg ryan have all been available for more than a year, and yet NONE OF THEM HAS COME LOOKING FOR ME?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Sorry, they can't leave my house right now

Leave a message, and I will let you know when I am done with one of them.

[Mizmoon]

2. Barage them will letters declaring your love

and threatening them if they don't come to you. Chicks dig that.

[Spinzonner]

4. Is there a Stalkers Anonymous ?

[PSU84]

3. Don't forget Nicole Kidman.

She hasn't been answering my calls.

And ever since that crazy judge issued the restraining order, I'm having a hard time getting near her.

Life is unfair.

[Bunny]

5. I'm having the same problem with Jude Law.

Those darn judges :mad:

:D

[Doctor_J]

8. and uma thurman

the midday guys on our sports radio station here have had a theory that no matter how hot a woman is, her guy will stray given the chance. when ethan stepped out on uma, they declared their thesis proven beyond doubt.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. You can have them.

They keep calling me, begging for mad, filthy, cheap monkey love and all that and I am just too busy for them.

Tell them to quit bugging me, OK?

:evilgrin:

I actually used to know Diane. We had friends in common. Nice girl. Very pretty, in a quiet way, when not in full movie star drag. Nice person, too.

[Doctor_J]

7. ooh, don't tease me

she's so pretty and seems nice. i thought after 10 years with that beefcake, a pot-bellied math professor would be a perfect change of pace. probably wishful thinking...

[PSU84]

9. I have always had a crush on Diane Lane...

She seemed to totally disappear for about 10 years and then was in several pretty big hits.

Next time you see her, tell her I was asking for her....

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she never walks into MINE!