"No Fat Chicks!" bumper sticker on a Hummer!

[Gothic Sponge]

I just ran to get some dinner, and i saw a Hummer with a "No Fat Chicks!" bumper sticker! Yes, compassionate conservatism is alive and well!

:eyes:

[ClintonTyree]

1. I'm willing to wager that..................

the man inside tipped the scales at well over 200 lbs. But "fat chicks" would ruin his precious image. That's the only "hummer" this ratfucker's ever going to get with an attitude like that.

[JohnKleeb]

2. hah yep

[Gothic Sponge]

3. Ha!

I couldn't see the driver. It's sad/funny, the guy didn't feel he was a big enough asshole with just the hummer! Oh no, he had to go the extra mile and put the sticker on his "small penis mobile!"

[Momgonepostal]

4. I haven't seen one of those in awhile

I've always hated those stickers, even back in my thin days. Way to drive the girls to anerexia-land, tell them they won't be attractive to people if they weigh too much.

Could you imagine a woman driving around in a car that said "no short men" or "no baldies" or it?

[LynneSin]

5. Bumper Sticker I want for my car:

No balding men with small penis and oversize SUVs

[Gothic Sponge]

7. Why do you reject me?

;)

I'm joking! I don't have an SUV!

:think:



;)

[miss_kitty]

6. "This POS Driven by a Guy with a Tiny Dick"

should be the line under the the "No Fat Chicks" line. It would rhyme and shit. Always carry a Sharpie! :)

[blondeatlast]

8. Can I put "No little dicks" on my oh-so-sensible Camry, then?

Edit: "Can I..."