Why is JohnKleeb named after a toilet?

[Rabrrrrrr]

[JohnKleeb]

1. I am

:cry:

[punpirate]

2. What? Your real name is...

... "American Standard?"

Who woulda thunk it? Darn. :)

[JohnKleeb]

haha

no my last name basically means glue in german, of course we got a spinna here tonight.

[miss_kitty]

15. I thought 'Blücher' was German for glue

that's why the horses whinny when they say "Frau Blücher" in Young Frankenstein

[JohnKleeb]

17. I think its either or

I dunno, its better than what my mom, the non German one told us it means, she said Kleeb meant oh greatful one :eyes: yeah right ma, we're dummies :D.

[Kierkegaard]

3. How sure are you that the toilet isn't actually named after JohnKleeb?

:freak:

[JohnKleeb]

4. I think he's covering for himself

Klebstoff-Kleeb

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Ooh, good point

could be.

But since I know I've been using the term "john" for longer than Mr. Kleeb has been alive...

[JohnKleeb]

8. if it makes you feel any better, I had that name in 6th grade.

[Kierkegaard]

11. Toilet?

That's an odd name for a 6th grader, or most anyone else for that matter.

[JohnKleeb]

12. no, The John

heh I sort of disliked it.

[alittlelark]

6. 'cause he has a potty mouth?

...or was that a potty brain?

'scuse me I gotta use the facilities.

[JohnKleeb]

7. I can stop cursing very easily

I just choose fucking not to.

[pagerbear]

9. Yes, that's what any addict says

"I can stop any time I want to"

[JohnKleeb]

10. really I can

When I went undercover in June, I actually stopped cursing and started saying pop instead of soda.

[pagerbear]

13. But you always return to your old ways, don't you?

You just can't stay stopped, can you? There's a program for you, young man!

[JohnKleeb]

14. Yeah but even my alter ego began to start to swear

It's that bad :cry:.

[pagerbear]

16. The first step is admitting there's a problem.

[JohnKleeb]

18. I refuse to do that

My cursing isn't the problem, it's my dad's fault.

[pagerbear]

19. Well, when you're ready to admit it

...the program will be waiting for you.

[JohnKleeb]

20. does the program mean I get booze?

[pagerbear]

21. Careful--you'll be needing that program next!

Changing addictions is like changing seats on the Titanic!

[JohnKleeb]

22. I am already addicted though

:shrug: ok not really.

[alittlelark]

23. I'm back from the facilities....

guess y'all had fun!

[JohnKleeb]

24. a little bit though my braces still hurt like mad