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DianeG5385 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:19 PM
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How would GWB* handle having an actual real job
since based on his resume he never has had one!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:19 PM
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1. to quote my grandpa
"He couldn't be a bricklayer's helper"
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:20 PM
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2. It would take him 6 weeks to learn how to operate
the automatic soda machine at McDonalds:)

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:21 PM
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3. Just as well as he's handled this one
and just as well as he handled them when he was CEO of the companies he destroyed as CEO.

Utterly incompetently.

The only true thing that miserable Asshole War Criminal Traitor has ever said was "I'll run the country like a business". Well, by God, that's exactly what he's done. Run it just like his businesses - into bankruptcy and destruction.
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:23 PM
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4. He's gonna have a harder problem than that.
I remember Helen Thomas pointing out that Bush will end up like LBJ: withdrawn and sheltered because of how unpopular he's always been.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:33 PM
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5. He'd be "Wally" in the "Dilbert" strip.
The guy who wanders around all day pestering other people who actually are working. He'd show up late every day, get some coffee, read the paper, spill coffee on his computer, steal somebody's lunch out of the lunchroom refrigerator, take a couple of hours to eat it, surf the Internet for porn, make lewd remarks to the secretaries, and leave by 4:00. Same the next day, the next and the next. He'd be fired within a month, unless his dad is the boss.
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bywho4who Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:40 PM
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6. Piss Him He wont pass.
That little prick can't make it past the drug screen





:smoke: :hippie:
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