Proof of aberrant sexual practices in The Lone Star State

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

[Mikimouse]

1. That is a great pic!...Reminds me...

of my arrival in Lubbock many years ago. My colleagues at my new job welcomed me with the following: "Welcome to West Texas, where men are men, and sheep are scared!"

[Nevernose]

2. Asshole from El Paso

We don’t have no lovin’s in el paso
We don’t go to porno picture shows
We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from mexico.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don’t wipe our asses on old glory,
God and lone star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they’re married
So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. kick for days