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Sat Oct-02-04 12:43 PM
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| Ha! I'm a fix-it-rugged-individualist-tool-wielding-manly-man! |
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Just fixed our bed. One of the tiny wooden things that holds the... fence-like thing that holds the matress (vocabulary blank here, sorry) had given up. Mucho bang-bang hammering ensued.
Now all I have to doo is carry my wife on my arms while talking with a smooth baritone voice, bring her to the now-fixed bed and do the nasty while sax music plays in the background.
Then I have to fight the Yakuza gang that killed my pal.
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| Jade Fox
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Sat Oct-02-04 12:53 PM
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| 1. Lordy, we can feel the swooning all the way up here.... |
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Sat Oct-02-04 01:03 PM
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| 2. Uh-oh, gotta watch the pheromones. (nt) |
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Sat Oct-02-04 01:47 PM
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| 6. Naw, I had the Exterminator in to take care of those. n/t |
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Sat Oct-02-04 01:21 PM
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| 3. pssst, your fly is open |
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the great humbler of manly egos
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| ulysses
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Sat Oct-02-04 01:37 PM
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| 4. nah, that was just preemptory. |
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He's carrying his wife, remember?
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Sat Oct-02-04 01:39 PM
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| 5. well i guess it does give her something to hold onto |
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Sat Oct-02-04 01:50 PM
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| 7. no sex threads, dammit! |
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