CAPTION Our Little Public Speaker!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Let's see if I remember what all Karl told me: No spitting. No gum. Pronounce each word. Don't rush, I got all night if I want it. Keep my knees relaxed and look at the camera every now and then. Especially when I pause. And whatever I do, no playing with myself on camera, 'podium or no podium.' . . . Yep. Think I'm good and ready. Let's do it! . . . "

[myomy]

1. Sometimes this jobÕs kinda hard..

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[GOPFighter]

2. "Why do they hate me?"

*

[Catholic Sensation]

3. hmmm...

I hope nobody notices I just pissed my pants

[MUAD_DIB]

4. That right there is the look of fear

Ladies and Gentlemen.

...that and too much makeup...

[XNASA]

5. w*'s inner monologue: "My baloney has a first name...

..It's O. S. K. Something. R.
My baloney has a second name it's
N. A. I. B. R..............

NAIBR? That spells neighbor. Don't it?"

[skip fox]

6. sweet

:toast:

[XNASA]

7. Thanks. I wasn't sure that it would fly.

[cosmicdot]

8. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Mr. Jinx]

9. "Find the happy place... find the happy place...."

[Champion Jack]

10. Needs this underneath it...