DUers - help win the Kerry fight in Canada

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Someone nuke these guys with me.

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3. Actually after 9-11 we also covered US ass with our snipers

And set up communications throughout afghanistan. As well as being fodder for cross eyed, trigger happy US pilots.

ANd hey we all know the truly best part of the party is the loft upstairs

[NamVetsWeeLass]

8. Official Apology to all those of Canadian Descent

First off, Dude, I am kidding.
Second off, Robin Williams called Canada a "Loft apartment above a really great Party"
Third off, Remember, It's all fun and games till someone gets an eye Put out.
Fourth and Finally, What is the Deal with Canadian Bacon anyway?

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9. Well sorry

We get alot of stealth freepers - and you being new I figured it was some kinda freeper assualt.

We call it Back bacon! :-)

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10. Then it's fun you can't see

"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see" - James Hetfield

[miss_kitty]

13. here is the Canadian Apology Colin Mochrie offer the US

as 'Anthony St James' on This Hour Has 22 Minutes-a hilarious Canadian fake News show:

"On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to
offer an apology to the United States of America.
We haven't been getting along very well recently
and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron
but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't
reflect poorly on the people of America. After all
it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have
more trees than you doesn't give us the right to
sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your
own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense
I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much,
much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during
the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's
Very Nice.


I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're
going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your
friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years
before you guys pitched in against Hitler,but that was different.
Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive
way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely
hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to
countries you get upset with.

Thank you."

[Phyl]

4. Hi from Toronto!

So what's up? I haven't seen too much going on re: the election, in Canada. I mean, yes, everyone went to and loved Fahrenhei 9/11 and I've heard the interviews with the Republicans Abroad and the Democrats Abroad people. But I haven't noticed it impinging very much here.

Now, if I were back in Calgary where I lived for 44 years, that might be a different matter, I suppose.

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6. Hey from Vancouver

Welcome to DU

Check out the Canada Forum under "Country State forums"

[JVS]

5. Canada has 0 electoral votes. It's probably better to focus on states

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7. 0...... for now

I've already said too much

[Phyl]

11. Bite your tongue!!

I like that loft above the party quote.

My very favorite quote, though, is when Canadian comedian John Rogers said that Canada is the designated driver of North America. The Americans run around, blowing things up, while we follow with the car keys, shaking our heads.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

12. that's pretty good

It sure beats the mouse in bed with an elephant image.