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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:17 PM
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Poll question: The answer to all of life's problems is....
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:18 PM
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1. A slippery Italian
sounds good right about now!
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:22 PM
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2. slippery Italian...
Edited on Sat Oct-02-04 08:23 PM by NamVetsWeeLass
hey as long as the VIN has the last name DEISEL, I don't care what nationality he is....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:24 PM
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3. DEISEL eh?
That I can arrange :evilgrin:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:24 PM
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4. Hell's yeah
But Diesel is my man so don't you dare think about stealing him!
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 07:10 AM
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22. damn
You know how long it took me to realize WTF you were talking about??? Diesel.... Damnit DIESEL!!!!

:::drools incessantly:::
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:26 PM
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5. If the machine gone doesnt solve the problem you can kill yourself
which definitely solves ALL your problems.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:29 PM
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6. Where's Alcohol?
"The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems"
-Homer J. Simpson
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:30 PM
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7. The realization....
... that it is incredibly short.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:30 PM
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8. As a matter of fact, I made chicken curry for dinner...
It is the answer to absolutely nothing, but you are welcome to have some if you'd like.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:32 PM
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9. I just had a sizeable bowl, but after a bowl of some other herbs
I could make room more another bite :7
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:34 PM
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10. :)
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 10:25 PM
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17. followed by 5-50 minutes....
:evilgrin:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 08:45 PM
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11. 165 million dollar check
With that, you can get 6 of everything else.
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 10:20 PM
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15. The money would help you get the other things
If those things still didn't help, perhaps you could try other things too. You could even hire someone to help you figure life's problems.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 09:40 PM
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12. Forty two
--Oh, wait, THAT'S the answer to life, the universe, and everything. My bad... :evilgrin:
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 07:08 AM
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21. 42
.... And the Mice Were PISSED......
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 09:41 PM
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13. A virgin!
:evilgrin:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 09:42 PM
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14. A bucketful of DS1.
With leather.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 10:23 PM
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16. Patent leather shoes...
...but only if they're well-polished.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 10:37 PM
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18. A tardis machine.
If you don't get the reference, it won't do me any good to explain.

If you do.... you understand.

Pcat
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 10:38 PM
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19. Other:
A beer bong.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 07:07 AM
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20. COPYCAT THREADS!!!
:7

:bounce:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 08:20 AM
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23. kitties
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 09:03 AM
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24. Hilarious
:bounce:
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