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Sat Oct-02-04 10:33 PM
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| Anyone else hate dolphins? |
| lynx rufus
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:34 PM
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| 1. why do you hate dolphins? |
| Kadie
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:34 PM
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| 2. Did you have a bad experience with a dolphin or something? |
| The Velveteen Ocelot
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:36 PM
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| medeak
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:38 PM
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| 4. my sons swam with the dolphins.... |
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oldest does not express affection...for the first time in his life...he did..he kissed a dolphin.
I cried.
I don't know where you are coming from..
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| Shoedogg
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:40 PM
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| 5. Not as much as I hate rainbows! |
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You know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, "HEY! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!
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| ironflange
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:40 PM
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| 6. You must be a Bills fan then |
| nankerphelge
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:40 PM
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| 7. Is it because they're smarter than us? |
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"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons."
- Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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| Medium Baby Jesus
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:40 PM
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| 8. They think they are soooo smart! |
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They do add great flavor to tuna.
:crazy:
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| Neshanic
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:41 PM
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| 9. I do an awesome imitation of Dolphin talk, like in that movie. |
| medeak
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:44 PM
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I love this place and hate it. and this is a time I hate it.
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| Dookus
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:47 PM
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they're as bad as the fucking Amish
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:48 PM
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| 12. Oh...They ACT cute and all that but underneath they're a ...... |
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...pack of thieving, drunken low-lifes.
Just ask a few over for a quite dinner and they'll steal you blind, destroy your furniture, shit all over your rugs, drink up every last drop of booze in the house and try to put the make on your spouse.
...And WHATEVER you do Do NOT offer them a Joint....I'd tell you why but it's to horrible to repeat.
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Sat Oct-02-04 10:50 PM
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especially those really fluffy ones that make that tiny little mewling sound ...
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