If your life was a movie, it would be

[sundog]

[Wickerman]

1. Made for TV filler

but, its all mine!

[sundog]

2. on cable or one of the big 3?

[Wickerman]

10. Cable, for sure

can't show all that on network.

[Nimrod]

3. Z-grade early 80's midnight movie

Probably something with zombies.

[sundog]

5. and "man in motion" as the theme song

:shrug:

[Sporadicus]

4. An Adventure

I've been in the midst of or on the periphery of various monumental events representative of the times. My life story would put an audience to sleep, but the things I've seen and done seemed pretty exciting to me - especially as they occurred.

[sundog]

15. What would the mpaa rating be? G, PG, PG-13, R or NC-17?

[getoffmytrain]

6. Dances With Wolves.

My name is Lt. John J Getoffmytrain... can't you see that I am your friend?

Help... I am stuck in a tepee and can't get out!

(no, I am not crazy)

[sundog]

8. I lived in a teepee at one point in my life

yes, it's true

[JVS]

7. Katie Couric's colonoscopy

because it's shitty

[sundog]

9. is there a theme song for that movie or what?

[skygazer]

11. A comedy, for sure

But one of those tragic comedys where you're laughing at all the amazingly rotten things that happen in the person's life. And you're saying, "That's ridiculous! No one has such lousy luck!"

[sundog]

16. Like an old silent black & white where a piano falls on your head & such?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

12. An ABC Afterschool Comedy Special

[sundog]

13. Is there a valuable lesson to be learned at the end of the show?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

23. Yep , the truth will always shine through in the end .

[sundog]

26. Just goes to prove you should never lie to your friends about...

the boy you like who really likes your best friend so you pretend to be anorexic just for his attention but your parents find out and you end up telling your best friend you're sorry in the end... brought to you by ABC :P

[Ron Green]

14. A Christopher Guest mockumentary.

[sundog]

17. A musical stage production?

:silly:

[Ron Green]

18. Yeah, or maybe a Dog Show. LOL

[Swede]

19. Now- Waking up in Reno

Then- Dazed and Confused

[sundog]

20. How about: "Dazed in Reno: The Swede Diaries"

[Swede]

21. Or Reloaded

[Endangered Specie]

22. A box office bomb.

[sundog]

25. Catwoman?

[Endangered Specie]

32. Glitter

[sundog]

34. I guess you'll play Mariah, right? Pre or post breakdown?

[HEyHEY]

24. Kinda like a mix of the shining and critical condition

[sundog]

27. Ah! One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

[HEyHEY]

28. yikes - yopu're right!

I wanna watch the series

[Dukkha]

29. Dumb and Dumber

No wait, that's Bush & Cheney's movie.

Mine would be Pink Floyd The Wall. I can relate to Bob Geldof's performance.

[sundog]

31. cool, just do me a favor & don't shave off your eyebrows yet, m'kay?

[Spiffarino]

30. An Ed Wood Production...n/t

[sundog]

33. Jail Bait

:7

[Spiffarino]

39. Yeah, only not as intelligently written

...and more poorly acted.

;)

[Skittles]

35. my life is like a Seinfeld episode, only not as funny

:o

[sundog]

36. umm... The Woman with One Red Shoe?

[Skittles]

37. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[flvegan]

38. Really hot porn

Might've just been lucky because of my many jobs...
Pizza delivery boy (all those women answering the door naked..."I have a tip for you...";
Plumber and the classic come on, "how good are you at laying pipe?";
Overnight Shift Women's Prison Guard...nuff said;
Motorcycle Cop ("officer, is there anything I can do to not get this ticket?");
But the best had to be when I was a big-time Hollywood producer. Man, what a girl would do to be a star!

Yup, life moves pretty fast. Sometimes you gotta stop and look around.