Letterman idea about Cheney

[JohnKleeb]

Top Ten ways Cheney can soften his image.
I know of some but please help
- Play Santa Claus, everyone loves santa.
- Take a nicer tone and don't yell at the Mitchell boy.
- SMILE DICK SMILE
- Instead of having secret meetings with energy company executives, have open meetings with Hiliary Duff, Britanny Spears, Christina Aquilara, Jessica Simpson, and others.
- Try drag like Gene Hackman did in the Birdcage
- Be the guest aunnocer for Girls Gone Wild
- Go on TRL to show you're wit it dawg ;)
- Instead of being in hiding, go to hookah bars openly and other fun stuff
Ok thats all.

[MidwestTransplant]

1. Those are hilarious

[JohnKleeb]

2. they're my own except for the girls gone wild one

The second one is btw if no one gets it, a reference to Dennis the Menace.

[JohnKleeb]

3. kick c'mon y'all

[Cheswick2.0]

4. run a business on the side called "Unca Dick's Baby Sitting Service"

[JohnKleeb]

5. excellent idea

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Some real ones

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2004/ls_topten_archive_20040219.shtml

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2004/ls_topten_archive_20040715.shtml

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2000/ls_topten_archive_20000724.shtml

1st two are largely identical; either Late Show writers have short attention spans, or are confident that we do.

[JohnKleeb]

7. Yes but to soften his image

[JohnKleeb]

8. kickizzle

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Reconstructive Surgery

He looks like he fell into a vat of acid and ended with a Joker smile.

[JohnKleeb]

10. kick

[nickgutierrez]

11. Hang out with Scalia n/t

[JohnKleeb]

12. bloody brilliant

but a scary thought.

[Princess Turandot]

13. Stay in his undisclosed location, where he can't be seen..eom

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[JohnKleeb]

14. I said to soften his image

:)

[4morewars]

15. Wash the blood off his hands.

[Champ]

16. Kick

Is John Kleeb still online? ;)

:kick:

[JohnKleeb]

17. Yes but in need of sleep

[JohnKleeb]

18. kick