THEY ARE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS.

[newscaster]

What category can we expect * to be a winner?

:hurts:

[whalerider55]

1. Nobel Pieces Prize

shredding the truth into pieces...

whalerider55

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Best performance by an actor in a leading role

as a president.

oops, wrong awards.

:spank:

[mrbassman03]

14. No, Supporting Actor! Cheney gets lead...

Rove can have best(?) director or maybe special effects.

[TomClash]

3. Nobel "Hard Work" prize

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Most Ignorant

of Science?

[olddem43]

5. "Flat Earth Sciences" for promoting global warming

[myopic4141]

6. The most lies and deceptions of any administration

Oops, that is a "Ripley's believe it or not" award. Never mind.

[Maestro]

7. The Nobel

for warmongering and arrogance!

[da_chimperor]

8. Science

reality distortion was thought to be only theoretical until recently. It has all kinds of applications with the most promising being: acting as if your unpleasant in-laws are NOT over for dinner, and turning chaos into order with only a snap of the fingers and a bottle of Jim Beam.

[captainjack]

11. Bush would win Peace, Chemistry, Physics, Literature, Physiology/Medicine

If he had control over Stockholm as well as the US of A.

[da_chimperor]

13. Bush could make himself think he controls Stockholm . . .

and win everything. In his mind, of course. Yet another application of reality distortion. I think he's going to patent it soon.

[Endangered Specie]

9. Destroying democracy will go to Putin this time around...

but Id put him up for next year.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Nobel Nitwit

has a nice ring to it.

[Bluebear]

12. Ignoble Piece of Shit (tm) prize

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

15. They should give it to Clinton

Now wouldn't THAT chap some asses!