Someone please do my laundry and dishes!

[Gothic Sponge]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some housework done today. ;)

[GingerSnaps]

1. I cleaned my apartment today for the 1st time in 2 years

If I could hire a maid I would.

[dietdpfan]

2. 1st time in 2 years?

I bet your apartment smells terrific! *note sarcasm*

[GingerSnaps]

4. I got rid of the clutter

I use paper plates and plastic silverware when I don't have company. I empty my garbage and I clean my bathroom.

I had tons of clutter to get rid of.

[Gothic Sponge]

3. 2 Years!?!?!

I go nuts if i let a week go by.

[GingerSnaps]

6. I'm not going to renew my subscriptions to magazines

It was mostly books,magazines and junk mail.

[Lady Effingbroke]

5. I'd love to (and your house would be REALLY clean when I finished).

I live about 2 days' drive away - will you have the cash on Tuesday when I arrive?

[GingerSnaps]

7. Where do you live?

I still have more to go. At least I found my winter socks :silly:.

[Lady Effingbroke]

8. I live in Houston. I'm unemployed. I can clean a house right down to the

shine!!! (Pathetic pandering for work). DON'T ask me to cook, though, if you want to live! :puke:

[Gothic Sponge]

9. Yes, i will have the cash!

Let me give you directions to my place.

Get on the interstate and drive east.
Turn right at the fork in the road.
Drive over the bridge.
Get onto the other road.
Get off at the tree.
Go north.
Get out of the car and run around.
Get back in the car and continue north.

My address:
22 Fake street
Fictitious City, 12345

[Lady Effingbroke]

10. Great! Thanks for the excellent directions - much better than MapQuest!

I should have no problems at all finding your house! I'm leaving right now, see ya Tuesday!!! :silly: