I want to be taunted

[JohnKleeb]

:shrug: have at me.

[yardwork]

1. Go start a thread called "Kerry cheated - what do we do????"

over on GD2004.

[JohnKleeb]

2. no, I wanna be picked on for something lol

I dont wanna start shit, and everyone will know, I am just fucking around.

[yardwork]

20. You'd be surprised

I have been starting shit all over GD2004 (with help) tonight, and approximately 30% of the responses indicate complete befuddlement.

[JohnKleeb]

22. heh I had one the other night

I am disappointed in John Kerry..........because I can't intern for him.

[yardwork]

26. I saw that one. It made me think how much fun it would be to

intern in the Kerry WH. I've never felt this way about a candidate before.

[JohnKleeb]

28. neither have I

I really like the guy.

[Droopy]

3. Your just too nice a guy, John

Your going to have to show me that you can be an asshole before I'll taunt you. I don't think you've got it in you. (Yes that's meant to be ironic.)

[JohnKleeb]

5. damnit :)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. I wave my private parts in your general direction

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

6. agh!

there we go lol.

[XanaDUer]

8. That's the line I was going to use

Eom.

[JohnKleeb]

10. its evil eh?

No one knows how to taunt me eh though, ahh well.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

13. When you grow up a bit more

and get some experience behind you, I'll gladly come over and kick your ass for you if you want!

[alittlelark]

7. My cat is looking at you post with EXTREME distain.

[JohnKleeb]

9. damn evil cat

[Ladyhawk]

11. Your mother was a hamster...

...and your father smelled of elderberries!!!

[JohnKleeb]

12. you mean is a hamster

[Ladyhawk]

14. I fart in your general discussion...

...now go away before I taunt you in your GD: 2004 Campaign!

[Eye and Monkey]

15. what's a Kleeb, anyway?

[JohnKleeb]

16. Its German for glue I believe

[Eye and Monkey]

21. What? language problems at Ellis Island? stuttering ancestor?

Trying to say "lieb" or something?

[JohnKleeb]

24. no its kleeb

[miss_kitty]

17. Taunt you with more Pythonesque-erm-taunts??????

No chance, East coast bed-wetting type. I burst my pimples at you and call your request to be taunted a silly thing, you tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms!
:P

[JohnKleeb]

18. There's a reason why I don't get British humor

and you summed it up :D.

[miss_kitty]

23. Well That's Too Bad Because

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!

:D

[JohnKleeb]

25. fonkey mucker!

[miss_kitty]

29. HEY! This is a taunt John Kleeb Thread, not an insult miss_kitty evening

"I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser!"

[JohnKleeb]

30. that hurt!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

19. Man, you're GOOD!

:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

27. thank you

with apologies to the Pythons! :) I had to taylor it to Mr Kleeb's personal situation...