Best thing about Kerry getting elected...

[Renew Deal]

Abortions available at DMV.

What are you looking forward to?

[bluestateguy]

1. More food stamps and welfare for illegal immigrants

Everybody knows that's why we're all supporting him, right?

[WatchWhatISay]

7. Al Sharpton and Johnny Cochran

being appointed to the Supreme Court!

[Renew Deal]

8. lol

It would be worth it just to see the freepers flip out.

[Syrinx]

2. I think you're joking

At least I hope so. :)

[yardwork]

3. He'll hand the U.S. over to the U.N.

We won't have to worry about being a country anymore. I can't wait!

[Renew Deal]

4. All bibles and guns taken away in WV.

[nickgutierrez]

16. Why just in WV? Why not THE WORLD!!!

Oh yeah. You know it's coming.

[JohnKleeb]

5. Moolahs now have to work as hard as Joe American

[Rowdyboy]

6. Mandatory abortion, free condoms and gay marriage

1st priotity!!!

[Bossy Monkey]

10. I'm marryin' the first man I see

and I'm not even gay!

[Rowdyboy]

12. Hot Damn! Its making me feel like a socialist just by existing!

Can I be your "best man"?

[Bossy Monkey]

13. That's a good question (No, I mean, Is there a best man at a gay wedding?)

Somebody's got to write the etiquette book!

Ok, end of threadjacking

[JohnKleeb]

9. Bush's father gets pussywhipped even more

[madrchsod]

11. i get to listen to his wife speak

and of course-sanity.

[antigone382]

14. An endless stream of brutal terra attacks

Unfettered by Kerry, who will become the prime minister of the United French Protectorate of America.

[WindRavenX]

15. The Rapture!

I knew it!

[tedoll78]

17. We get to hear..

the Freepers and ReichWingers complain and whine and writhe in agony as Kerry replaces Rehnquist/O'Connor/Stevens/Ginsburg with Stevens-clones.

And not just any clones.. YOUNG, HEALTHY Stevens-clones - ones that'll live for at least another 50 years EACH!

And one of them will be flaming GAY - and O'Connor will give to him her frilly hand-me-down robes!

:)

[Endangered Specie]

18. Heterosexual marriage outlawed.

Christians fed to Lions.

[Renew Deal]

20. lol

Not necessarily in that order.

[Endangered Specie]

19. Free Reefer handouts at the supermarket.

[Endangered Specie]

21. Become a Territory of France.

[glarius]

22. The end of the constant threat of moronic, destructive decisions being

made that effect those of us in the rest of the world!!!

[Renew Deal]

23. Screw the rest of the world.

j/k

[glarius]

24. Are you serious or is this a joke?

nt

[Renew Deal]

26. j/k

just kidding.

[rumguy]

25. free gum

[nickgutierrez]

27. ... with every abortion

;)

[Phillycat]

35. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yardwork]

28. I nominated this thread for front page.

It doesn't have a chance in hell but I love it so much I just had to nominate it.

[Spirochete]

29. French becomes the national language...

[Renew Deal]

30. kick

:kick:

[Mizmoon]

31. Communism ... finally, sweet communism

1) All churches converted into distribution points for the state.
2) Confiscation of all private property
3) Getting to call everyone comrade!
4) Except for Kerry, who will be known as "The Dear Leader"

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Arkana]

32. Mandatory conversion to Islam

Having to pray to Mecca every day is something I look forward to.

I also hang on the day that Kerry turns our government over to the UN.

I'm looking forward to mandatory abortions and a law that advocates the forced buggery of all straight white men.

</sarcasm off>

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. The USA finances the reunification of the USSR

And then hands the world over to them.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. And let's not forget

Mandatory, state-sponsored orgies. For everybody except Scalia, that is.

[Fleshdancer]

36. legal prostitution and Porn 101 taught in schools of course!

So do you think Kerry will implement the Scalia group sex initiative? If not, he won't get my vote in 2008.

[Endangered Specie]

37. We will allow the UN to elect our government.

[Cybergata]

38. Getting respect back from...

the rest of the world. :hippie: