Tell ZW Your Favorite Bedtime Story!!

[Zomby Woof]

*sits up in bed in anticipation* :P

[WindRavenX]

1. Hmm

WindRavenX goes for a walk in the crisp fall air of Boston.
Suddenly, Derek Jeter appears out of thin airs and takes her away......
And she live happily e'er after.

[Zomby Woof]

2. Couldn't be any scarier!

If told by the Brothers Grimm. ;-)

[WindRavenX]

3. how's this:

Our heroine wakes up one day to zombies- also known as Republicans- roaming the Earth. Our heroine, being the the whip she is, goes on a quest with a flame thrower with her trusty side kick John F. Kerry to kill all the zombies and bring peace back to the world.
Ahhh epics..

[Zomby Woof]

4. KILLING ZOMBIES??

REPUBLICANS??? Now you insult THE Official Zomby of DU. :cry:

[WindRavenX]

5. Ahh but you don't understand

There are Good Zombies and Bad Zombies- sort of like The Wizard of Oz, ay?
Republicans are the wicked Zombies. They must be destroyed.

[Zomby Woof]

6. I am both good AND bad Zomby

Sometimes on the same day. :evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

7. oh we all are

But regardless, we are in agreement that Republicans should be flame-thrown, right? :evilgrin:

[punpirate]

8. Once upon a time...

... there was a bad, bad president who took food out of the mouths of children so he could fight wars to make his friends very rich... now, we've told this story many times and you know the ending... so, off to sleep, now. :P

[Droopy]

9. Kerry wins!

I know it's kinda short, but it should make you have sweet dreams.

[sasquatch]

10. A long time ago a large, hairy, super intelligent, Nordic, man ape

whom lived in Ohio and drank German beer. One day the Sasquatch discovered that neo nazi's were trying to take away his country and made him mad. One day the giant sasquatch gathered up his strength and beat the absolute shit out of every one of them and made them leave his land forever and ever. After that beutifal hippy dressed women sprung up everywhere and made love with everyone including themselves and everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. The one my mom always told me

Go to bed or I'll break your fucking neck!

The end.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Once upon a time, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away,

THE SPACE FAMILY was flying and flying through outer space, when all of a sudden, they came to the beer planet.

So SpaceMommy, SpaceDaddy, and SpaceZombyWoof put on their jet packs and pooted off to the planet surface.

When they got there, WHOA BABY! what splendors abounded! The streets were lined with brewpubs, and the grocery stores carried brews from 178 different galaxies!

As always with the SpaceFamily, business came before pleasure; so they each went their separate ways and stocked up on as many new varieties of libation as they could hope to carry back to the ship. This would prove to be a valuable asset to their cultural research project, after all.

Then they met at the Bupwerb Brewpub and proceeded to sample a wide variety of fresh beers. When they were sufficiently tanked, they hired a taxi to take them and their cargo back to the ship.

Once there, the taxi driver tucked them all in snugly, and set the auto-pilot for them; because they had given him an excellent tip.

"Sweet dreams, SpaceZombyWoof!" He called, as he pooted back to his delightful planet.

:beer: