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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 08:06 AM
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Fight Breaks Out Over "Who Would Jesus Vote For" In Election
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CARRBORO -- After watching the presidential debate Thursday night, two UNC students ended up slapping each other while fighting over who Jesus would vote for in the election.

According to a police report, the concept of "turning the other cheek" came up, and James Robert Austin, 19, of 1305 Granville Towers West in Chapel Hill, slapped Robert Brooks Rollins, 22, of 104 Brewer Lane in Carrboro, on the cheek at Rollins' house.

After that, Rollins slapped Austin, and Austin landed on the concrete patio, possibly striking his head, according to the report. Rollins called for an ambulance, which took Austin to UNC Hospitals to be examined.

Neither Rollins nor Austin wanted to pursue the matter further, the report said.

http://www.herald-sun.com/orange/10-528375.html
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 08:07 AM
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1. WWJVF???
That's easy. John Kerry.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 08:07 AM
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2. More and more
I ask myself when I read something like this, "Is this the Onion?"
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quisp Donating Member (926 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 08:50 AM
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5. well art imitates life...
and vice versa...
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 08:36 AM
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3. Bizarro world. Gotta love the calming love granted humankind..
by the prince of peace.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:09 AM
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10. And using it as an excuse
to bomb the bejesus... um, I mean crap... out of people
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 08:37 AM
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4. Well, duh! It was at UNC!
GO STATE!!!

:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 11:51 AM
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7. Really! At State you all just shoot each other at tailgate parties, right?
(running to hide) :scared:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 08:32 AM
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14. Locked and loaded.
Edited on Tue Oct-05-04 08:33 AM by kick-ass-bob
Come on out underpants!!

:silly:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 09:04 AM
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15. Going to the UVA-Clemson game Thursday (I think)
My buddy just called me.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 09:38 AM
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16. take your machine gun, just in case!
:crazy:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 11:48 AM
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6. Oh, feel the love! "Who would Jesus punch out?"
Sad, but funny.
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 12:08 PM
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8. Who Would Jesus Slap ... WWJS
how Christian of them
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 05:56 AM
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9. scrub first, then move through the cabinet
I'd like to see them turn the other cheek
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 08:30 AM
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11. Would Jesus end a sentence with a preposition?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 08:31 AM
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12. why yes. yes he would
:P
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 08:32 AM
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13. Then would he use who/whom correctly?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 10:04 AM
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17. NOBODY uses those correctly!
:silly:
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