We're working hard CAPTIONING..it's hard work

[underpants]

[annabanana]

1. "Let me hear ya say "AMEN"!

AMEN

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. I have

a poopie this big stuck in my butt and I can't get it out! It's hard!!!!!!

[JackintheGreen]

3. What the f*#&!

I had a kegger with me a minute ago.

[regularguy]

4. "Getting dressed down live on international TV is HARD WORK...

next time I'm gonna squeeze this make believe ORB to relieve the stress that that often accompanies humiliation".

[skip fox]

5. "And I know they won't tell you on the media because of bias stuff,

but Osama and Saddam were blood brothers. They met when they were kids and they built a fort outta saga brush and an old Midland Drive-Inn sign and they swore an oath to work together and cut themselves with knives on their hands and held them together and spit and stuff. The CIA has got it on tape, but they misplaced it. You gotta believe me!"

[underpants]

6. And then kids to my shock and horror he reached in his breast pocket....

and pulled out a PEN!!! :scared::scared:

[kick-ass-bob]

7. I tell you what, it's hard work

to work hard on the work that is hard. If it wasn't so hard to work, this job would be, uh, you won't fool me again!

[skip fox]

8. "And the big surprise was . . . are you ready? . . . Well, the goat wasn't

lost AT ALL! He had stopped by Nancy the Librarian's house to return some books he was learning and while he was their thay chatted over some tea and tasty tin cans, and Nancy told him all about the adventures of Tom Sawyer . . . So when he came back to Little Martha's house, he had plenty to tell them all. Wow. . . . That was a surprise, believe you me!"

[Crankie Avalon]

9. "And what I did wuz, wuz I lullified him...

...inta a false sense a security, and then BAM!!!! "OF COURSE I KNOW SADDAM BIN LADEN ATTACKED US! I KNOW THAT!," I says ta him. HAH! He never 'spected ta git zinged like that! And ya shoulda seen the audience's faces--they were STUNNED. It's hard work bein' this smart!"