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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:04 AM Original message |
Man Cuts Off His Penis Accidentally - Dog Eats It |
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skooooo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
1. a chicken neck??! |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
50. Sylvia Plath called the penis a "turkey neck." |
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demnan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
2. Moral of story |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 03:03 PM Response to Reply #2 |
33. better his dick than the chicken |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
3. I'm wondering where he thought the chicken was... |
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Lord_StarFyre (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
4. How much Vodka |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
5. Darwin award nominee |
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LibLabUK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:32 AM Response to Reply #5 |
14. He can still reproduce.. |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:59 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. ? |
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LibLabUK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 11:22 AM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Hmm... |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 11:38 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. True, technically |
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LibLabUK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 01:37 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Hehe.. |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 01:39 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. doesn't this little exchange just sum it up? |
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Columbia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:22 PM Response to Reply #15 |
60. ok |
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GingerSnaps (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
6. It must have been big |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
7. you're supposed to CHOKE the chicken, not slice its neck! |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 01:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
26. damn |
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jdonaldball (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
8. "Dog Bites Man", so, is that really news? |
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ps1074 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
9. WTF is wrong with Romania? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
10. Awwwwwww a doggie with a chicken neck |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
11. Another moral of the story |
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soothsayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
12. Maybe he watched John Water's Desperate Living (same thing |
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
13. So that's how to explain it |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
16. Can any of you men explain this? |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 11:14 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Good God, no |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 11:29 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. My theory is that he was hunched over due to old age |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 02:24 PM Response to Reply #19 |
30. But why would he butcher chickens without pants on? (n/t) |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 05:57 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. He was killing the chicken for being loud and keeping him awake |
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leftist_rebel1569 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 05:59 PM Response to Reply #16 |
36. Well, apparently it's possible |
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Amigust (568 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 01:04 AM Response to Reply #16 |
62. It was during the night, he was tired, very upset, probably cussing, |
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chaska (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
21. Sheesh, now that's a bad night. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
22. Trying to envision how he could manage this is mind boggling |
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Placebo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
23. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
27. I read the headline, and my only thought was... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
28. Dog posthumously renamed "Sir Rod Munch" |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
29. The things you do while drunk eh |
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Hawkeye-X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
31. Bah you beat me to it. |
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latebloomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 02:59 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Same here |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:17 PM Response to Reply #31 |
44. News of the weird |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
35. LOL... I know where he can buy another one. |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
37. It wouldn't have happened if he had a detachable penis. |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:18 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. And those are, by far, the best to have. |
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newsguyatl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
38. dude must've had one UGLY penis |
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atommom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
39. ROTFLMAO! It does sound like a John Waters movie! |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
40. Ok, if this isn't a Darwin Award nominee... |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. Nick-nack, patty-whack give a dog a bone. This old man went screaming home |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
42. There is hope thanks to another MatcomWire story: |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
43. Scooby Snack |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 12:10 AM Response to Reply #43 |
61. Ohh, thats wrong! lol! |
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mwdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
46. Too disturbing.. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:24 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. i post this "shit" DAILY! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:26 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Yeah, deal, man! |
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mwdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:28 PM Response to Reply #47 |
49. I know you do, and it's very entertaining, |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:40 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. plain old unadulterated |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:17 PM Response to Reply #51 |
59. Actually, and I don't make a point of correcting people |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
52. Evokes the Ballad of Lorena and John (Bobbit) |
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UdoKier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
53. So... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 08:57 PM Response to Original message |
54. Somebody needs a new pair of glasses... |
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UpsideDownFlag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
55. um, where the hell was the chicken supposed to be...? |
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Digit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
56. But,.. but,.. but,.. the nursery rhymn says Old Mother HUBBARD goes to |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
57. Sometimes I wonder why nature allows the human race to survive |
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Amigust (568 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 01:06 AM Response to Reply #57 |
63. Mother Nature will have the last laugh. |
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Mayberry Machiavelli (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-04-04 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
58. Haven't read the full story yet, but my spidey sense tells me alcohol is |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 01:08 AM Response to Original message |
64. "Ruh Roh", said the dog when asked about it. |
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Biased Liberal Media (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 01:52 AM Response to Original message |
65. WHOA!!!! |
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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 01:57 AM Response to Original message |
66. So if he could not tell he had ahold of it or it was laying on the surface |
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drumwolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
67. perhaps it's the dog's revenge |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 05:36 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Kookaburra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 05:52 AM Response to Original message |
69. And the phrase |
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T Bone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 06:50 AM Response to Original message |
70. Then He Ran Around like a Dick with its' Head Cut Off !!??!! |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 06:50 AM Response to Original message |
71. In America we call a man like him Mr. President. n/t |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-05-04 03:37 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Now if only he mistook his OTHER head and cut it off.. |
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