Bored, bored, superbored. Ask me anything and I'll answer in haiku.

[eyesroll]

(Or, well, whatever it's called when it's the same 17-syllable format but not about nature.)

[kick-ass-bob]

1. What should I get at the Chinese place today?

[eyesroll]

3. Vegetarian?

Eat something with black bean sauce.
If not, mu-shu pork.

[Phillycat]

2. I would like the debate encapsulated in haiku form, please.

[eyesroll]

4. Kerry: Poised statesman

Bush: Blah terra blah evil,
everything is hard.

[Phillycat]

8. Good job!

:thumbsup:

[sui generis]

15. okay, here's a haiku recap

defenseless pray, cry
great Senator challenges
freely, clearly, sigh

[bigwillq]

5. What is your fave movie? (nt)

[eyesroll]

10. Depends on my mood.

Fight Club? Eternal Sunshine?
Something new every day.

[bigwillq]

12. What is your fave food? (nt)

[eyesroll]

28. I like, with certain

exceptions, almost every
type. Except bad food.

[redqueen]

19. Oops

try 'each' instead of every.

I know... slap me.

[goju]

6. what is hiaku?

and im holding you to the format ;)

[eyesroll]

11. Three lines, seventeen

syllables, usually re:
nature, not always.

[pagerbear]

7. What are next week's lottery numbers?

[eyesroll]

17. Two, six, seventeen

Thirty-six, forty, fifty
Powerball fifteen.

[jdonaldball]

9. Why are the Chinese such bad dancers?

[eyesroll]

13. That's relatively

racist (ethnicist, I guess?)
don't you think so too?

[jdonaldball]

26. Not if you've spent a long time in China and watched them.

Great people. But bad dancers. They walk like they're drunk and ready to stagger over. This might not be true of Taiwanese or Hong Kong, but on the mainland, they stagger.

[TransitJohn]

14. What should I get my daughter for Christmas?

I was thinking about golf clubs, as she's expressed an interest in taking it up.

[eyesroll]

18. If you choose golf clubs,

Go with her to pick some out.
Proper fit is key.

[TransitJohn]

30. True, true

I have a friend who works at the local pro shop, and was going to buy them long, and have him put smaller shafts on, but keep the originals, so that they'll last longer.

[AverageJoe]

16. Are you truly bored

or is the day your prison?
A flower bleeds love.

[eyesroll]

21. My head is prison

Earworms torture all day long
Now it's Britney Spears.

[AverageJoe]

25. Think not of Britney

She is inflated and fake
Don't torture yourself

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. Dark in the city, night is a wire,

Steam in the subway, Earth is afire.
:bounce:

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. 5 Kaluha and creams,

Have I not learned my lesson?
Stomach tied in knots.

[eyesroll]

23. Sorry Mr. Beast

Try some tomato juice -- or
Alkaseltzer works.

[redqueen]

22. Does this place ever get old?

I think not... what say you?

[eyesroll]

24. GD04 does.

"Oh no! Kerry is losing"/
"Ha Ha! Bush is toast."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. What sushi would Jesus eat? Tuna or Salmon? (nt)

[eyesroll]

29. Both are kosher, and

Jesus was Jewish. Tough call.
Which goes best with loaves?

[pagerbear]

44. Excellent! Eyesroll

Hits the target with lovely
Grace and such aplomb!

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. How would you define "senryu?"

[eyesroll]

35. Aha! Thank you. That

was the word I'm looking for.
(See post #1.)

[MexedMissage]

33. What do you think of my new DU moniker?

:D

[eyesroll]

37. Welcome MexedMissage!

(hee hee. Hi Richardo. Yes
I know it is you.)

[Richardo]

48. Your haiku, even...

...when bored, surpasses the rest.
(C'est moi, Richardo!)

[rucky]

34. Do you have a Cornershop song stuck in your head?

[eyesroll]

38. No. As I don't know

Cornershop, I can't get it
stuck in my head. Ha!

[pagerbear]

36. Is TerryA cool or what?

[eyesroll]

40. TerryA makes D

U a better place to be.
TerryA, :yourock:

[pagerbear]

45. Woo-hoo! And Lioness, too, right?

[eyesroll]

50. The kittens are cute.

Keep pics coming, Lioness.
Everybody smiles.

[RetroLounge]

39. What are you wearing?

RL

[eyesroll]

41. Slacks and blouse. Dress code.

But, guess what? It was cold out
and I wore my coat.

[RetroLounge]

43. Very nice!

:D

Love that coat!

RL

[Bunny]

42. Does this bus go downtown? n/t

[eyesroll]

46. You'll need a transfer

Get off at Cathedral Square
Follow #3.

[AverageJoe]

47. Wilson's masterpiece

kisses the world with wonder
Do you like to SMiLE?

[eyesroll]

49. Wilson's not my thing,

but he did a good job. In
aught-four, no less.

[Donkeyboy75]

51. Video killed the radio star.

May I give you an earworm?

[eyesroll]

52. Afraid it is too late.

It's "Howling Toward Ganymede,"
Solar Radio.

And a bonus poem:
Thank Wat, Beast Man and Hedges
They did this to me.

[AverageJoe]

53. I'm wasting work time

scanning the posts at DU.
Will my boss can me?

[eyesroll]

54. Do you have my boss?

Then no. Otherwise you are
on your own. Sorry.