And the award for most inappropriately named military spokesman goes to...

[Pert_UK]

DRUMROLL.................

Staff Sgt. Shane Slaughter, U.S. military spokesman in Baghdad.

Spotted here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-3128454,00.html

I mean, COME ON GUYS???!!!?!?!?

[SOteric]

1. I once knew a psychologist named Dr. Quirk

but then, what else was he going to do for a career with a name like that.

[Sinistrous]

5. I knew a psychologist named Nutter.

And an orthodontist named Toothman.

and a surgeon named Dr. Cutter.

Seriously.

[ForrestGump]

2. Sertgeant Slaughter!

Makes Sergeant Rock sound like a pacifist, tree-hugging, Brie-munching wimp.... :D

[Kolesar]

3. My podiatrist, Dr. Tozzi

Colonel Jack Ripper was purely fiction. I think.

[kixot]

4. The Marines recruiting officer at my school had a similar name.

Sgt. Thrasher, I'm not kidding.

[LittleApple81]

6. I had a rental house and I rented it to Sargent Pepper!

When he called me about the house, I thought he was doing it as a joke. But his last name was truly Pepper and he was a sargent!

The best renter I ever had... reminded me of Catch-22's Major Major.

[Dookus]

7. I hope he makes it to Major...