Rate these pasties!

[ForrestGump]

[kixot]

1. Mmmmmmm

The first two look utterly yummy!!

[ForrestGump]

4. Udderly?

Hey, dude, don't have a cow!

I've got to milk this thread for all its worth.....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. I just know you'll get in trouble for this

and the furry ones make me sneeze and then that gets snot all over her so.....

[ForrestGump]

5. They aren't hypoallergenic?

Maybe you should go for the edible one at the bottom.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. OK but who are we going to put it on so I can lick it off?

[ForrestGump]

8. And then came the sounds of thousands of libidos stripping their gears...

You get to choose that. :D

I'll start polishing your hood....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. OK I've chosen

[ForrestGump]

12. Me, too....

whoever she is. :o

Your shiny chariot, your pasty, and your babe await! Life just doesn't get any better than that....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Now I'm not looking at licking it off the pasties anymore

with a butt shot like that who can even think of pasties!

[ForrestGump]

18. Oh, I don't know.....

I think you could fit a couple of good, non-furry, pasties on there.

At least a couple of cha su bao....

[OffWithTheirHeads]

3. Sorry Forest, I've still got the hots for

The Lesbian in the black dress.

[ForrestGump]

7. Hey, join the line!

:D

[Mandate My Ass]

9. OMG that second woman

is being attacked by a pair of tribbles.

[ForrestGump]

13. Funny you should say that....

:D

That's the brand name of that particular set of pasties.

[Mandate My Ass]

15. the real brand name? well, well whaddya know....

I'm glad I went with my first impulse. My second impulse was that she was steppin' out with Ziegfried and Roy's toupees strategically placed...

I guess I watch too much TV. :shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hi darlin! :hi:

[Mandate My Ass]

19. Hi, T!

What's a nice girl like you doing in a thread like this? :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. Better question is

WHY WOULDN'T I BE HERE!!!!

[ForrestGump]

24. No, really, you should be

on the hood of your car. :P

[ForrestGump]

20. The late Jim Henson made their toupees?

Hmmm...you learn something new every day on DU!

[Jack_Sparrow]

10. where are the sticky buns???

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

14. I think the dude in the blue suit's got them

Or maybe those are bunnies......


Do you REALIZE how hard it is to get into that blue suit? I thought they'd never take the picture....

[NightTrain]

21. I can't win with that bloody word!

Several years ago in Florida, I saw a sign in a bakery that said, HOT PASTIES. I immediately thought of the things go-go girls place over their breasts, and wondered if the folks at the bakery had meant to say "pastries." But when I asked the lady working behind the counter, she set me straight.

So, tonight, I see the word again and I think of meat pies. But guess what? This person means the other kind of pasty!

Geez....

[ForrestGump]

22. Nah....

I meant BOTH kinds.

Mainly 'cos I knew it'd mess with your mind. :D

[izzie]

25. I like the fuzzy but then I am very old and not really into this stuff.

n/t

[ForrestGump]

26. I can't really see the point in them, either (except for the keyring ones)

so, if you like, I'll split the Cornish pastie with you....

[stlsaxman]

27. Where are the BartCop sticker paisties? nt

[ForrestGump]

29. He didn't send me a picture of him wearing them

:D

[BrotherBuzz]

28. I'll go for the last choice and a quick pint, then

back to the tin mine.

[ForrestGump]

30. I'll join you in that choice, though I put ketchup on mine,

would forsake the pint, and would prefer to avoid the tin mine. Other than that.... :-)

[BrotherBuzz]

32. I would forsake the pint if I could avoid the mine

Ketchup? OK. I'll stick with the Lea and Perrins what's this here sauce.

[ForrestGump]

33. A spot of Haytch-P sauce?

:-)

[Castilleja]

31. #1 for every day wear....

#2 for winter, and parties
#3 for lounge wear

[ForrestGump]

34. You must lead an interesting life. Now I wish I was a pastie.

:D