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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 02:20 PM
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

BWHAHAHA

Guess his penis was white?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 02:20 PM
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