The hitchhiker's guide to CAPTIONING

[underpants]

[russian33]

1. I'll go with an easy one 'It's HARD WORK!'

[Phillycat]

2. This is what I've stuck up the ass of the American people for 4 years!

[AverageJoe]

3. "And this is how I go when I'm playin' Grand Theft Auto

Mr. Cheney. Mr. Cheney? Hello?"

[Emboldened Chimp]

4. Hitchhiker's Guide entry for George W. Bush: "Mostly Harmful".

[NamVetsWeeLass]

5. I can't count to 42

and the Mice were pissed

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Everybody's doin' the locomotive

Come on baby, do the locomotive!

[Ganja Ninja]

7. "And so with my Tequila bottle in one hand and my ...

Crack Pipe in the other, I faced down the enemy that threatened our southern border. While people like John Kerry were having the time of their lives in Vietnam."

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. Dammit! Look at the size of my thumb...

and then you tell me if Pickles can't enjoy what I gots to give her!

[skip fox]

9. "When I grew up a man's thumbprint is his word and straight

shooters never finished last and if the road to hell is paved with good inhibitions, then you'll be smiling out the other side of your face, and a man's word is his James Bond, and . . ."

[skypilot]

10. "This is my thumb...

...the thumb I'm going to have up my ass at the debates. Any questions?"

[Richardo]

11. "Look up. Look down. Look at my thumb. Gee you're dumb."

Second graders around the nation applaud.

[VOX]

12. "This is the special Abu Ghraib gesture for 'Send 'em mexed missages!'"

:kick:

[BringEmOn]

13. Heads, I attack Iran....tails, I attack Syria.

[nickgutierrez]

14. DON'T PANIC

"Um... it's hard work... loving... OB-GYNs the best I can..."