Well, actually you forgot the CAPTION

[underpants]

[Lautremont]

1. "What's that, Dick? Kill them all?"

[Demit]

2. "Wait! Let me finish!"

[shaolinmonkey]

3. Poland...don't forget Poland...

you'd think that he wouldn't have stepped in the same country Gerald Ford did, but there you have it.

"The Poles are a free and autonomous people..."

"don't forget poland!"

Morons, all.

[LisaLynne]

4. Wait ... I'm getting another message from God ...

Yes, the Lord Jesus Christ himself is telling me that there is someone here ... someone who needs the help of the Holy Spirit in order to heal ...

[NamVetsWeeLass]

5. in an attempt to ward off the Jedi Mind tricks used by democrats...

Shrub uses the little known and ineffective "Blah Blah Blah I can't hear you" technique. Shrub, being a great target because he is of weak mind and Constitution, has to think of new exercises daily. Tomorrow's exercise will be "The Low Oxygen to the Brain as a result of Pretzel consumption" technique.

[VOX]

6. "The pain starts here and feels like a flaming hot poker..."

"Then it moves around to the front of my head. See, this thinkin'-stuff is hard work!"

[underpants]

7. 'n that's when mah head let me down

So see there is a reason...

[JimmyJazz]

8. This seltzen blue shampoo is doing wonders for my dandruff

[BringEmOn]

9. "...so, I put one hand on the tv and the other hand on my brain.....

...and Pickles said, "Benny Hinn said he could heal the sick, not resurrect the dead."