Time for true confessions -- a.k.a. "that was me."

JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:04 PM
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Time for true confessions -- a.k.a. "that was me."

You know the woman whose vibrator went off in the airport and everyone thought it was a bomb?

That was me.

:7

next?

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matcom

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:05 PM
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1. You know the guy who cut his Penis off thinking it was a chicken?

that was Underpants :7

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underpants

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:17 PM
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9. YES!!!

That is awesome!!!

:bounce:

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Richardo

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:19 PM
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12. Remember the dog that ate it?

That was Matcom's yak. :)

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matcom

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:20 PM
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13. no, THAT was REMY!!

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underpants

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:23 PM
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14. YES!!!

That is awesome!!

Your dog?

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matcom

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:23 PM
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15. YES!!!!!!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY!!!

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:05 PM
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2. that was you!

You know that guy who got beat up by a cheerleader for starring his eyes in the wrong direction, that was me

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:07 PM
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3. stop following me! I can't possibly be the older woman to which

you were referring.

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:08 PM
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6. I worked in the airport

:shrug: no the cheerleader who slapped me was some junior :shrug:

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:15 PM
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7. i can't believe someone slapped you - what were you doing at

the time - serenading her with Paul Simon tunes?

:7

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:17 PM
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10. no

heh, I actually hardly ever listen to Simon but since I stayed after today I got a ride home from the old man. No, I was moving my eyes in the wrong direction.
You know that guy who was running backwards in jubliance and fell flat on his face in the ice storm? that was me :D too.

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TexasBushwhacker

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:07 PM
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4. Always remember to take out the batteries n/t

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:08 PM
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5. learned my lesson - tell ya that much! n/t

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ClintonTyree

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:16 PM
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8. Personal Vibrating Toner Bullet...............

PVTB for short. That's what they were advertised as back in the days when "Dildo" wasn't acceptable in ANY kind of company.
So, the next time (hopefully there won't be one) just tell them it's a PVTB for "firming up" those problem areas! ;)

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:18 PM
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11. stop, stop - my stomach hurts from laughing n/t

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Bunny

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:48 PM
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16. Remember this lady and her wedgie?

That's me. It's my weekend job. Seriously.

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:51 PM
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18. I had a sneaking suspicion - no offense, love, but your butt is

Edited on Mon Oct-04-04 04:52 PM by 101er

a little on the bony side!

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Bunny

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:55 PM
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19. **snarf**

I'm often called BoneButt!!! :D

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Oct-04-04 04:49 PM
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17. Remember the kid who fell off the monkey bars

that was me too.

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